Remember those meetings where the school would call your parents and back bite about all your hidden talents like sleeping in the class with your eye open etc? Well today in this chappie I have a meeting with the wattpad parents in which technically i'm gonna ask stuff and they'll answer.
(upvote for a terrible opening paragraph?)
Anyway so let's start!
Considering that you guys are more extinct than dinosaurs in wattpad books, where are you throughout the story?
Parents: Unless you are a blind goat, you can easily see that we are in the first chapter. And we also drop by in other chapters too before the author-san kills us off in a car crash. Also, since we are protective we also randomly appear in the last chappie to protect our beloved daughter from the ultimate harm. The "marriage" without considering that both of the penguins are now fully drowned in love. This helps in adding more chappies to the story considering that nobody wants to read a story which only has 4 chapters!
Okay okay... yikes, mate! You actually didn't answer my question exactly... by "where" i meant your location.
Parents: Oh, pardon. Ummm the mother usually take the latest rocket to the mars after giving her beloved daughter her breakfast in the first chappie. Since, who needs her? Also, the dad is probably doing business with squids and whales on Bermuda triangle. Like it's a mysterious place and he has no connection back home. Yet, he is able to send tonnes of money home like everyday.
Geezum... Well... Anyway, comment on your ways of parenting.
Parents: give children freedom in every aspect of life and for that it's necessary to stop meddling in their affairs and fly off to mars latest by 2nd chapter.
I think you are confusing the whole concept of "freedom".... i mean children should be reprimanded for whatever they do. You know, to kinda regulate stuff so that they don't post their butt pics like James charles online.
Parents: uhhh.. ha ha ha.... let's continue this later on... right now it's getting too late....
-_- In that case, that the end of part 1 of this MTP. Gonna continue this soon (once i get more question ideas.) Also, if you have any questions then feel free to comment 'em. hopefully the parents will answer 'em all in the second installment.
Love,
Lizzy
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