1. A new girl who is a nerd with baggy clothes and thick rimmed glasses with the body of a Victoria's secret angel just enters her "first day" at a new school.
√Not to forget that the author describes her as some rat outta the sewer but she is being played by Gigi Hadid herself.
2. Sits by the window, daydreams and ditch classes yet gets better grades than me.
√Despite the fact that I'm actually Asian with a whole ass judgy brown fam.
3. Boom! Enters the bad boy!
√ "I was standing beside my locker and suddenly a bad boy by the name Harry styles or OMG NAMJOON (since BTS is pretty popular nowadays) slammed his hand on the metallic door. Now I'm gonna forget that I'm shy and gonna ask him who the hell he is?"
Dear pickles! Can't a bad boy enter a story by doing something that is actually badass? Like getting parking tickets and shit is too normal. Even I get 'em.
Does it make me bad?
@inventingphilosohy Imma bad guy! Cuz I never realized before coming to Wattpad that how bad I am to be guilty of drinking milk straight out of the carton.
Damn.
I was supposed to be plotting the story. It's 200 words already? Oh wait it just reached 220.
4. Bad boy: fancy name i.e Dimitri, Alex , Luca, etc. Is a player, jock, has a heavy bike and sad misunderstood past, leather jackets and is on the 1000000th glass of whiskey , ditches classes yet has an A+ grade cuz he is probably cream fudging around with the teachers too cuz duh! just to show how hot and bad he is.
5. The MC and he bumps in the hallway and their eyes ....no no... Cross that!.... Uhm... Their "orbs" meet and "oh, it's love"
Still a better love story than twilight.
6. The shy and timid girl (uhmmmmm) suddenly becomes bold and gives him a piece of her mind.
7. The guy thinks "oH mY! NoBodY eVer tALkeD to mE LiKe thiS, ShE iS sO bRaVE and (censored for younger audience.) I (suddenly) lOve hEr!!!!!
8. Few more paragraphs and then guess what? They'd start dating after the girl plays the whole "hard to get" trope and the boy becomes a simp.
9. While they both are in a cheesy romantic setting, Boom! An evil ex comes since the author is now out of ideas and there is a need of a shirtless scene.
10. Though the guy is a player himself, he gets offended by the girl's ex.
11. The rest of the story goes with both of the guys fighting over the girl.
12. While the innocent MC is screwing around with both.
13. In the end the bad boy shoots the ex while being shirtless and with a bleeding chiseled 3600000 abs or something.
Note: if that book is tagged #action, then I swear this is gonna be the only action inside.
*Unholy sobbing*
14. Then the bad boy and the shy girl live happily, after killing 100's of innocent people in the story who were used to drag the plot.
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Don't you dare forget to vote or else I'll hunt your miserable soul down and read your books without voting or commenting on any chapter. Plus I'd read it offline so you won't be getting any reads either.
Jk.... unless
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