My lovely Wattpad rant book, focusing on multiple Cliché and over used tropes with enough salt, pepper and olive oil to appease Gordon Ramsay.
Ever reach a point in life when every werewolf/Vampire fic you read seems like the one you read earlier b...
Okay, i hope most of you must've read the chappie titled "The moon bish" earlier in this book. Cuz in that chappie i introduced the position of the moon bish aka the moon goddess in werewolf books. Since currently i got into the werewolf genre, i am amazed by the amount of content i got for this book! Btw, plz note that i don't hate the genre itself and like any other genre, werewolf too has really impressive and decent books.
But we are not here to talk about the good stuff.
Nope!
This book is a place where i am gonna be butthurt over smallest of things despite being a mistake myself.
So let's start.
Uhm..
*Insert holy voice.*
No one:
Absolutely no one:
Not even corona virus:
Moon goddess: My dear luna! I know that because of my terrible writing skills, i gave you a pathetically terrible life. I not only made your parents a bunch of druggies who sold you to hairy styles for a pint of booze but i also killed them in the 3rd paragraph of the first chapter. Your reincarnated/adoptive parents were also abusive enough to throw you into a tank full of piranhas and shrek prolly ate your toe nail too. I had to fuse a toad and the small fly stuck under a bird's wing to create you. Yet, you look prettier than the person reading this who will probably forget to vote and this chapter will end up with 59 reads and -600 votes. Sigh. My Luna, after so many trials and tribulations in which i made you grow as a hypocritical ass, yet strong woman, i realize that you have suffered enough. So i hereby declare this manchild of a werewolf to be your alpha who is as horny as a duck but has also drawn abs using his mums eyeliner (DON'T FORGET THAT HE IS A BADBOY AND BREAKS RULES EVERYDAY!!). Your uterus is basically a baby factory for him and hopefully you're gonna have ababy with him too but in the sequel. Alos, he is gonna be a massive ass during the entire book and objectify you in every way possible in the name of love. UwU
Luna:
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