Cliché, Cliché Everywhere

songs

I actually wuv it when an author is thoughtful enough to throw a song or two in one of their story's chapter, cuz sometimes if the story is boring then i do enjoy ear piercing heavy metal music (that has nothing to do with the story) take my ear's virginity.

But it's pretty annoying when an author does something like this:

I'm off to take a shower. I hop into the bath and turn on my favorite song as I sway my hips to the rhythm.

Here the author will now write the WHOLE song lyrics.

Just why?

I sing along to the song that is written by my favorite singer as the cold water drips down by curvaceous body that I hate but all boys are crazy over for.

Wattpad edo!!
Why are you reading this book mi amigo?
I've learnt the little Spanish that I know from Dora and Diego ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!!!
Wattpad edo!
I beg you to go and check out the latest chapters of dead girls tell no lies eeoeo
And don't you dare forget to vote on it oooo
Wattpad edo
Why Shrek x thanos smut has more readoes?
And does putting an "o" in the end
Make this song any near to Espanol?
Oh nooo!!

WTF is wrong with me?

Anyways, I really don't like it when an author literally copy and paste an entire fudging song in a chapter and there are literally only two paragraphs of some actual story. Just don't do it.... okay?it really is a buzz kill.
Plus, also go and check out the latest chapter of "Dead girls tell no lies." I appreciate every vote and comment. #shameslessSelfPromotion

Until then...

Love,
Lizzy.