OoO
Jakey: What is the one thing I told you not to do?
Brandeen: Turn evil.
Jakey: And what did you do?
Brandeen: ...I turned evil.
BEEP
Austin: You know, people say I'm dumb a lot.
Micheal, who just stopped Austin from jumping off a cliff: ...yeah, I wonder why.
BEEP
Inmo around others: Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens-
Inmo alone: mixing cactus with rotisserie chickens- (we keep it family friendly here)
BEEP
Ritchie: What do you say when someone steals Inmo's stuff?
Colin: Murder!
Daveed, running for his life: NO
BEEP
FTO
Brandon watching the guild does something stupid: Oh no
David running around in his boxers: OH YEAH
BEEP
The Wandering Coins During the GMG (after the whole Jonathan thing and Joanna is in the guild): WHO WANTS TO FACE OUR WRATH
Divinus Magia, who is still the largest guild in Atlantide: No offense, but it feels like we're being threatened by two kittens
The Wandering Coins: KITTENS HAVE CLAWS, BI-
BEEP
Micheal to Devin after he eats all the doughnuts: I cant believe you've done this
BEEP
Bryan: What would happen if I baked these cookies at 100000 degrees for one second?
Jakey, who can see the future: Right how about we don't do that-
BEEP
Mitch to Colin at some point: There never will be enough words to describe how much I hate you
BEEP
SNO
Lucas: Sleep is important Brandon!
Brandon: SLEEP IS FOR THE WEAK AND I MAY BE A DISAPPOINTMENT BUT I'M NOT WEAK-
BEEP
Imp: With all due respect sir, nobody likes a pumpkin spice latte with extra cranberry sauce-
Micheal: I'm the devil for a reason *sips his weird latte thing*
BEEP
OriginZ
Ritchie: What if we didn't sacrafice Pat to the chicken
Xylo: But what if we did
BEEP
Cordelia: Hey Podrick, would you like a chicken strip?
Podrick: S C R E W YOUR CHICKEN STRIPS
BEEP
Lucas: Not even Spotify Premium gives me enough skips to skip over the weight of my depression
Leo and David staring at him with looks of concern:.....
Lucas, ignoring what he just said: Anyways, I stabbed the guy after he shot me in the arm-
BEEP
Lucas on top of a wall: I am the supreme leader
David: Yeah, of broken bones. Get down here parkour boy-
BEEP
Colin: You ever get water hungry
Austin:... you mean thirsty?
Colin: I'm pretty sure it's water hungry though
END OF CHAPTER
Word Count: 406
Hope y'all enjoyed that! I made most of these myself while procrastinating on my homework. Have a fantastically fun day/night wherever y'all are!
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