Fin: *nudges Scar awake at 2:37am*
Do you like me?Scar: I married you
Fin: yea but like, did you marry me as a friend or as my wife?
Scar: both, dumbass
Auri, at 4am: Kal did Pluto become a planet again?
Kal: ...no?
Auri: *goes m e n t a l*
*continuation of the last shorts*
Auri: Pluto is a planet
Ty: no it's not
Scar: yes it is
Cat: no it's not
Zila: I mean-
Auri: PLUTO IS A MOTHERHUGGING PLANET SHUT THE HECK UP YOU FRICKERS
Fin: so, are you a top or a bottom?
Kal: I'm a threat
Auri, through a mouthful of Just Like Real Tacos!: he's a bottom
professor: so what did you do for you history assignment?
Kal: *drags in Auri*
Cat: uuuuuughhhhh I'll never find love
Scar, sipping on a Frappuccino and texting boyfriend #76: sucks for you
Kal: I've forgotten a word and usually Aurora helps me but I cANT-
Some poor unbroken paladin: may I assist you?
Kal: Y'know the little Terran sea bug with the pincer hands and it changes homes a lot?????
Paladin: do you mean a hermit crab?
Kal: thATS THE BITCH
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aurora rising one shots, volume one.
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