Hope Jones The Pirate Princess

Finally!

It was a nice peaceful Sunday morning in Hopes home and she couldn't have been happier. She had sat herself in Daltons lap and had somehow managed to convince him to let her stay there for a good hour watching her 'crap' on TV before she had to run to the bathroom to throw up.
He chased her in quickly holding her hair back whilst rubbing her back he tried not too look at her with pity as he knew she'd probably kick him but he couldn't help it.
After she'd finished throwing up he picked her up and carried her back to bed before checking her temperature and fetching her a glass of cold watcher.
Normally she wouldn't complain about spending the day in bed but she knew her family were going to start arriving soon and if she was still in bed when they arrived she would probably never hear the end of it from her father.
Despite Daltons persistence she refused to spend another minute in bed made her way to her dressing room and flopped into her chair before she made a start on 'painting her face' as Dalton called it.
He sat in the chair beside her dressing table just watching her when she threw a pencil of sorts at him to get him to stop gawping at her
"Someone's clearly a fan of the new eyes!" She laughed
"I'm a fan of every part of you!" He winked
"Oh my god! Do not quote my dad and then wink at me!" She snorted
"Why?" He laughed
"I don't partially want to picture my father when you wink at me, it's off putting!" She smiled as she dragged a brush across her cheek
"Ok, well your father absolutely adores you! Be grateful!"
"I am! Just a question... how were my parents whilst I was gone?" She asked with a slight hitch in her breath almost as if she was going to cry
"Well, I don't think it really hit them until you'd been gone overnight but then it was pretty rough,"
"Oh my god!" She cried as she crawled into his lap
"Is that enough?" He asked but she shook her head obviously wanting to know more "Hope I really think it's better if you don't know..."
"I need to,"
"Ok, well your mom was a mess, she didn't get out of your bed for about a week and your dad babe I don't even think you wanna know!"
"Tell me?" She pleaded
"I honestly thought he was going to die! He was so broken neither of them ate or slept but Regina quickly snapped them both out of it and insisted they channel their energy into finding you instead of moping!"
"Thank god!" She sniffed
"Don't cry! They wouldn't want you too!"
"That's not why I'm crying!"
"It's not?"
"No... I need to tell you something,"
"You can tell me anything," he smiled cupping her cheeks in his hands
"I'm pregnant!" She squealed
"Finally!" He cheered as he span her around "Wait that's why you were crying?"
"Yeah, what you were saying about my parents got me thinking of how I'd be if our little pumpkin went missing!"
"It won't happen! I won't let it!"
"Im sure you won't but if you don't ease up on the squeezing your going to crush us!" She laughed
"How far along?"
"Maybe 2/3 weeks?"
"Ah so welcome home sex paid of then?" He winked
"Oh shut up!" She scoffed "I'm hungry!"
"Your always hungry!"
"So's your child!"
"Alright! Alright I'm going!"
A few hours later (after Hope had been fed and watered) the family arrived and Hope couldn't believe the size of Zara. She looked as if she was about to burst.
Part of her was slightly irritated that Neal had moved on so fast but the other part of her told that half to shut up and be happy for him.
Hope made sure Zara was comfortable as she sure as hell didn't look it on those kitchen chairs before she and Dalton brought drinks and snacks through for everyone.
"No! No!" Hope sighed as she entered the room
"What?" Dalton asked instantly flicking his eyes to her stomach
"Who put football on?" She snapped
"Baby, come on it Sunday and it's a big game!" He whined
"Pft! I don't care, this lot are on!" She smiled cheekily as she titled her head towards the female members of her family
"Can you lot not watch that upstairs?" Henry smiled
"No! We can't, last time I checked this way my house!" Hope yelled
"When does the game start?" Charming smiled as he attempted to find some common ground
"2:30!" Neal chimed
"Ok and it's now 1:30 so ladies you may have the TV and then maybe we can have it later?" Charming smiled
"Fine!" Hope huffed before making herself comfortable in Daltons side.
They watched the most recent episode of the Real Housewives of the Enchanted Forest and Dalton know understood how Hope felt about their incessant cheering during football games.
In this episode Regina had caught Ariel bitching about her to Jasmine and Regina was not a happy bunny. She had made her way over and all hell was about to break loose when Dalton flipped the channel
"What the hell?!" Emma yelled as she pushed herself out of Killian's chest
"What? It's 2:25!" Killian laughed as he pushed her head back down
"Nah uh! Not happening! Give me that remote!" Hope whined as she attempted to catch the remote that the men were so cruelly throwing around
"You promised!" Dalton laughed as he threw the remote to Killian who threw it to Charming who threw it to Robin when Hope tried to intercept it and landed splat on the floor.
Daltons heart dropped as she let out a cry of pain, granted the couch wasn't that far of the floor but she'd hit her wrist off of the coffee table on her way down.
"Squishy your so dramatic!" Charming laughed before reviving evils from both Hope and Dalton
"Are we missing something?" Regina smiled
"No!" Hope yelled defensively
"Oh my god!" Violet giggled "Hope?"
"What? No I'm not pregnant!" She laughed
"You are!" Dalton laughed completely forgetting nobody else knew
"Your so thick!" She laughed lightly slapping the upside of his head
"Oops?"
"Awe Hope that's amazing!" Emma smiled as she squished Hope pulling her down in between her and Killian nobody else even got a look in at congratulating her before she fell asleep wedged between her parents
"Awe that's so sweet! Someone take a photo!" Snow smiled as just about everyone whipped out a camera
"I'm still awake you know!" Killian chuckled looking down at his girls who were both completely wiped out
"Well now she's asleep can we watch the game?" Zara smiled
"Wait? You were team sports the whole time?" Henry laughed
"Henry I don't go for girls that don't like sport!" Neal laughed adding a cheeky wink
"Alex hated sport!" Dalton sighed "Oh my god! You didn't mean it like that ah I'm with you! Oh my god that so gross!" He whined whilst everyone else laughed at him
"She's bloody heavy now!" Killian laughed as he attempted to move from under Hope and Emma
"Which one?" Robin laughed before receiving a gently slap from Regina and a filthy look from Killian.
He gave up trying to move and let them both sleep on him and to be fair it actually kept him pretty warm, eventually Emma woke up and relived him of some of the weight pressing down on him but he didn't have the heart to move Hope.
"Killian, why don't you just take her up to bed?" Dalton smiled "I highly doubt she'll wake up until morning!"
"What have you done to my daughter?" He laughed
"You clearly don't know your daughter very well, all she ever does is sleep, whine and repeat!" Emma laughed
"Hey!" Hope sleepily defended "I do other things things too!"
"Now that your awake me and Charming have something we wanted to ask you all..."
"Oh god this can't be good!" Neal sighed flicking his eyes to Emma for support
"We were thinking we should take a family holiday!" Snow cheered
"As long as it's not camping I'm in!" Hope smiled "I just spent three weeks in the woods and I'm not a fan!"
"No we were thinking what if we ventured out of the realm?" Charming smiled
"I think I know where this is going," Henry smiled "are we going home?"
Emma's eyes lit up, besides the curse Hope had never been to StoryBrooke and she was excited to take her even if she would have to share her with Dalton.
"Yes! If that's what everyone wants?"
"Are you kidding! I've been wanting to go back for years!" Henry beamed
"Great! It'll be quiet considering nobody lives there anymore so I'll send some cleaners to well clean before we go!"