haikyuu reacts to ships

Yachi x Yamaguchi / Yamayachi

Yachi: Oh my god we're so cute and aesthetic I love us!

Yamaguchi: Yeah! And our clothes in the picture are matching too!!!

Unicorn-Flowers: ugh you guys are so adorable but, I do have some announcements to make and by some I mean one: this is for @Suga_kkh94 and @eirinbat !!

Daichi: I have to admit, I honestly thought you two were the most likely to get together out of all the first years.

Tsukki: you have thirty seconds to explain starting now.

Daichi: Are you actually timing me- wait- no of course you are you're...special.

Daichi: Anyway, they're both sweet, mild mannered, good natured, and all around wholesome. Plus they spent a lot of time together, at least when I was still around.

Tsukki: okay times up horrible answer.

Hinata: Actually he's right!!! Yachi and Tadashi-Kun do hang out a lot and you both like those yogurt drinks and romance animes!!! And that one time you even dressed up for Halloween as Dorothy and Toto!!'

Kageyama: I hate to say it but Shrimpy McButtface actually has a point. You guys are two halves of one mushy gushy aesthetic-obsessed whole.

Hinata: IF I'M A SHRIMPY BUTTFACE YOU'RE A GIANT BUTTFACE-

Atsumu: buttface? Sho, you can do better.

Hinata: I AM SORRY TSUMU-KUN I HAVE FAILED YOU.

Suga: Is everyone forgetting about the fact that Yachi's lesbian? Like, look, if you ever decide to give guys a try, definitely go for Tadashi. He's a sweetheart, but we shouldn't ignore the fact that she's never expressed romantic interest in a man before.

Yachi: Thank you Suga-San!! Me and Yamaguchi- Kun are only friends, I mean he's a close friend but we're not like Hinata and Kageyama or anything-

Hinata: HEY-

Kageyama: WHAT-

Oikawa: YACCHAN YOU'RE AN ANGEL HI LUV-

Yachi: OIKAWA BABE HI I LOVE YOU GORGEOUS.

Tsukki: i'm sorry what is this friendship and when did it happen, is calling your friends babe like socially acceptable now ?

Kuroo: you just want to know because you wanna call Yamaguchi babe you possessive bitch-

Tsukki: kuroo tetsuro we've had this discussion before: i'm not above murder if it's justified.

Iwa: shut up they're being cute and more importantly, shittykawa's not bothering me right now.

Oikawa: I mean I can if you're that starved for my attention Iwa-Chan~

Iwa: TSUKISHIMA YOU FUCKING RUINED IT-

Suga: Eh, don't worry Iwaizumi-San. He does that with everyone.

Kageyama: i think they're cute. plus they make sense which makes things even better.

Atsumu: ehhhHHHH as an avid supporter of Lesbian Yachi i have to say this rubs me the wrong way.

Oikawa: same, Yacchan's love for women is unmatched. you heathens can't take that away from her.

Unicorn- Flowers: yachi's got a setter support club-

Yachi: HI ATSUMU-BABE, OIKAWA-BABE I MISSED YOU !!!

Tsukki: you literally saw them in the last chapter-

Unicorn-Flowers: Tsukishima Kei, if you ruin this for me, I swear I will do yamakage. Do you want that?

Tsukki: you'll never take me alive.

Unicorn-Flower: motherfucker ran. great. Alright, let's just get some ratings in for this wholesome as fuck babie uwu ship.

Hinata: 8/10 Yamayachi holds all my UwU's.

Suga: They're cute but I respect Yachi's sexuality so I'm gonna say 6/10~

Kuroo: 6/10 they are babie 🥺.

Oikawa: *through a megaphone* i repeat, Yachi Hitoka is lesbian. 2/10.

Atsumu: I second that. Yachi deserves a hot wife.

Yachi: *ahem* with biceps and flowing hair and a golden truth lasso.

Atsumu: so basically ya want Wonder Woman?

Yachi: yes.

Atsumu: good. y'deserve Wonder Woman.

Unicorn-Flowers: ugh yes, can we end on this note?? Support + beautiful women + wholesome AtsuYachi friendship is where my heart is at. Thank you and good night (until the next chapter, of course~!).