haikyuu reacts to ships

Yaku x Nishinoya / Yakunoya?

(A/N - this is for Haikyuu_dork10!)

Bokuto: It's Nish-ni-oya O^O

Noya: that's not my name-

Atsumu: don't know what the fuck that was, but is this cuz they're both-

Hinata: Shor-

Yaku + Noya: Say it. I fucking dare you.

Akane: *gasp* they're so in sync!

Yachi: They'd be best buddies and you can't convince me otherwise!!!

Kenma: probably because they're both so aggressive...

Daichi: And snarky as fuck.

Tsukki: and microscopic-

Kuroo: Shiiit Tsukki's about to get beat up by two people half his size-

Bokuto: TSUKKI IS ABOUT TO GET BEAT UP BY TSUKKI-

Tsukki: the fuck are you talking about? i'm perfectly fine-

Suga: they're predicting the inevitable, love. we lost him too young.

Tanaka: pray for Tsukki's soul because we all know he ain't ending up in heaven.

Yamaguchi: *crying* I wish it was me! It should've been me!

Tsukki: Tadashi stop fucking crying, i'm not dead yet.

Hinata: *crying* YET BEING THE OPERATIVE WORD.

Bokuto: *also crying* HE JUST LEARNED WHAT AN OPERATIVE WORD WAS LAST WEEK.

Saeko: alright, to set things back on track because they've gotten fucking derailed-

Unicorn-Flowers: Oh my fucking god Thank You Goddess-

Saeko: -Yakunoya is absolutely adorable, and hoenstly, their personalities seem totally compatible.

Yachi: as much as i love Levyaku, i have to agree that they'd probably be that really judgmental couple who bond over watching people do dumb things.

Noya: nO YOU WILL NOT TAKE ASANOYA FROM ME.

Osamu: ya say that like yer not a part of it-

Noya: WE'RE SUPPOSED TO GO BACKPACKING THROUGH EUROPE BUT INSTEAD OF A BAG HE CARRIES ME ON HIS BACK AND I FEED HIM WATER AND SNACKS WHILE WE WALK THROUGH THE STREETS OF AMSTERDAM-

Atsumu: so is this like a romantic or platonic endeavor?

Noya: I DONT KNOW. WHO THE FUCK CARES.

Atsumu: can't lie, dude's got his priorities nailed.

Suga: can we talk about how this is actually the cutest thing?

Mattsun: they straight up vibin'

Makki: a whole ass aesthetic.

Mattsun: couple activities include: dressing in matching outfits, getting bubble tea, and judging unsuspecting passers by.

Yachi: CAN WE JUMP TO RATINGS I WANT TO SHOW THEM MY ENDLESS LOVE AND APPRECIATION-

Yaku: Hold the fuck up i didn't get to say a damn word about this-

Kuroo: and you won't get to because this shit is cute-

Yaku: i THOUGHT YOU WERE ON MY SIDE.

Kuroo: IN SPIRIT I AM BUT LOOK AT YOU GUYS YOU FIT TOGETHER SO WELL-

Yachi: STOP IGNORING LEVYAKU-

Yaku: pLEASE IGNORE LEVYAKU-

Akane; WhAT ABOUT KUROYAKU???

Unicorn-Flowers: alright, alright. why don't we step back out of the Yaku harem for a sec and rate Yakunoya!

Yachi: 6/10 but i still love levyaku too much to let this slide with a full ten!

Daichi: I actually think they'd be relatively compatible 7/10.

Oikawa: they're like the Mattsun and Makki of Nekoma and Karasuno...i have no idea how to rate this.

Noya: reEEEEEEE NO ONE WILL TAKE ASANOYA FROM ME 2/10-

Yaku: and yet you still gave it two-

Noya: reEEEE-

Unicorn-Flowers: Thank YoU nOYA THAT WILL BE ALL-

Noya: BUT-

Unicorn-Flowers: nO Buts, darling, we have a vats many ships to get to and your tired author-chan only has so much energy for all your...lovely you-ness.