haikyuu reacts to ships

Aone x Futakuchi / Aofuta ???

(A/N ~ this is for @Shipper_4life !)

Yachi: OHMYGOD LOOK AT AONE-SAN HE'S SO PRECIOUS I WANT TO HOLD HIM-

Hinata: Really?? I thought you would've been scared of him since he's so giant!!!

Yachi: Oh, yeah, no, I'm absolutely terrified of him but loOK HOW CUTE.

Suga: But this is something that actually happened, I'm pretty sure. I mean, just based on their personalities.

Futakuchi: What- No. This never happened. We don't- I'm not-

Suga: Wow you sound like Daichi.

Tsukki: articulation 💯

Futakuchi: Stop- no- that's- UGH-

Saeko: Seiously stop starting and stopping sentences I can't tell if you're in love with him if you don't say more than one word. It's getting frustrating.

Futakuchi: You're getting frustrated?!

Akane: But they'd be so cute together. Like Aone-San is a big puppy dog and Futakuchi-San just gives him pets and snuggles.

Alisa: I bet Aone-San would be really good at giving hugs with his big muscles. Is he good at hugs Futakuchi-San?

Futakuchi: why would you ask me that?!

Everyone: ...

Futakuchi: Yes he is but that's not the point?!

Atsumu: aww they'd be such cute domestic boyfriends.

Shion: yeah but Futakuchi would always have to top because otherwise Aone would crush him.

Atusmu: why wouldja do that. i was bein' sweet. it was so cute. yer the reason society canceled men.

Shion: hey, don't shoot the messanger we were all thinking it.

Atsumu: Were we or were ya just being a dirty-minded sewer rat?

Shion: Hah, like that's not your entire personality.

Atsumu: Oh ya really wanna go right now-

Unicorn-Flowers: let's just skip over that hostility. Can we get back to actual opinions please?

Yachi: THEY WOULD HAVE A PET TURTLE AND LOTS OF PLANTS AND THEY WOULD MAKE TEA AND READ BOOKS TOGETHER-

Akane: Soft boi hours for Aofuta.

Alisa: They probably get emotionally invested in k dramas and watch them together OwO.

Futakuchi: NO-

Yachi: why can't they be canon i'm so saaaad-

Futakuchi: Because I'm not gay and I don't like Aone.

Yachi: stop crushing my dreams.

Futakuchi: then stop fueling my nightmares.