haikyuu reacts to ships

Lev x Yaku / Levyaku

Yaku: i waNT OUT-

Lev: LOOK HOW CUTE WE ARE Y A K U - S A N !!

Yaku: I WANT OUT.

Kenma: when did this happen? is that why you wanted to stay late with Lev to practice receives so much?

Yaku: NO I WANTED TO PRACTICE WITH HIM BECAUSE HE SUCKED AND HE WOULD FUCK UP THE FLOW.

Lev: y a k u - s a n w h y-

Kuroo: C'mon Yaku, you're honestly telling me you don't think Lev is hot?

Yaku: NO.

Kuroo: isn't he a model now? his job is to be attractive. Are you telling me you think he's not doing his job, Yaku?

Yaku: WHAT- NO- I- KUROO TETSURO I KNOW YOUR GAME YOU LITTLE SHIT.

Kuroo: What game? Does this seem like a game to you Yaku? Is Lev's career a game to you?

Lev: Yaku-San? *bats eyelashes*

Yaku: NO, NOPE GOODBYE I'M LEAVING YOU CAN FESTER IN YOUR OWN IDIOCY FOR ALL I CARE.

Kuroo: and this is a little game we like to play called 'how far can we bend Yaku before he snaps'. It doesn't usually take this long. I'm surprised he held out.

Alisa: Ah! You guys are so adorable! I knew Levochka would find someone one day!

Yamamoto: WHOA, Lev, my dude, ahaha, are you sure about this.

Hinata: GUAA THE HEIGHT DIFFERENCE!

Yachi: Isn't it adorable!?!?! God, I'd love to date someone tall. They'd be like a big teddybear-

Hinata: But I though tall people scared you Yachi-San?

Yachi: That was before I became the manager of a volleyball team. You can't exactly be afraid of the people you're supposed to be looking after now can you? *nervous chuckle* Anyway, Yaku, you're so lucky. Your boyfriend is tall and a model.

Yaku: He'S NOT mY BOYFRIEND.

Unicorn-Flowers: So you've decided to grace us with your presence again. I thought you left.

Yaku: shut up witch

Unicorn-Flowers: in your dreams you angry ham-sandwich of a human being.

Yaku: whAT DOES THAT EVEN MEAN-

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay~! moving on.