Kuroo: OH MY GOD THAT'S WHY YOU WERE BEING SUCH AN ASSHOLE-
Oikawa: mMMmmm no I think that's just his personality...
Tsukki: say it again whore-
Unicorn-Flowers: Whoa whoa whoa, I don't care how mad you are, Tsukki, luv, we don't call people the W-word.
Tuskki: yeah, yeah sorry, my bad. I meant say it again slut-
Unicorn-Flowers: TsuKISHIMA kEI-
Oikawa: YOU ARE AN ASSHOLE.
Tsukki: bitch gonna get it now-
Yamaguchi: Ts-Tsukki and I don't ha-have that kind of relationship- I mean it's not like I would be o-opppsed but i just guess it's kind of not really a possibility i mean he's my best friend and we've known each other for years-
Hinata: WHY WOULD YOU CHOOSE HIM TADASHI-KUN ?! ANYONE ON earTH AND YOU ChoSE HIM.
Yamaguchi: HE'S HOT WHEN HE'S NOT BEING A DOUCHEBAG-
Hinata: *screaming* *distant crashing* *loud thump*
Tsukki: Tadashi what?
Yamaguchi: gomen tsukki ...
Tsukki: No the part about me being hot-
Yamaguchi: what? I don't seem to recall...
Tsukki: Yamaguchi Tadashi I swear to god-
Hinata: WHY HE EATS ALL YOUR FRENCH FRIES???
Yamaguchi: IT'S CUTE OKAY???
Tsukki: WHAT ?
Yamaguchi: What what? I think you're hearing things Tsukki.
Yachi: Awwww I love this so much you guys are adorable!!
Asahi: I always thought there was something going on between them when they were first years...
Noya: haHA CALLED IT DIDN'T I ASAHI!!!
Kyoutani: You're gay?
Tsukki: You're not?
Koganegawa: It's okay Tsukki we're your teammates! You can tell us!!
Tuskki: *he's not blushing it's just hot (yes, in November. Climate change, y'know?)* Who said there's anything to tell? Also why is Author-Chan narrating my fucking face?
Unicorn-Flowers: Fine jesus I'll just say "*blushing*" next time.
Tsukki: i'm nOT-
Unicorn-Flowers: I'm going to end this before I get murdered. Tsukki has the eyes of a killer - in a good way, of course. Anyway, moving on~
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