haikyuu reacts to ships

Yachi x Kiyoko / Kiyoyachi

(A/n - this is for bakagzz )

Yachi: Ah! Look at how cute we are Kiyo!!!

Kiyoko: Yes, that's a cute skirt Hitoka-San.

Yachi: THANK YOu!!

Tanaka: Not that I don't love lesbians, but thaT'S MY WIFE.

Noya: I- *passes out*

Tanaka: ARE WE NOT GOING TO TALK ABOUT THE FACT THAT I'M LITERALLY MARRIED TO THAT WOMAN-

Unicorn-Flowers: I'm sorry luv. You and Kiyo are literally the only canon ship in hq and nobody ships you. it's just because you radiate hetero vibes.

Yamamoto: this is almost too good to be true-

Kuroo: get your mind out of the gutter you perv.

Akane: YES GIRLS LOVE GIRLS. also Tora-Tora shUT UP.

Yamamoto: I WAS TRYING TO BE SUPPORTIVE BUT NO ONE LET ME FINISH ME SENTANCE-

Saeko: stan lesbians 2020 would you like to sign the petition?

Akane: Hell yeah.

Yachi: Y eS

Kiyoko: Sure.

Alisa: Yeah!

Lev: Lis ?

Alisa: There's so much you don't know Levochka.

Lev: wha-

Hinata: OH MY GOD YOUR BACKPACKS GUAAA!!! *slaps own cheeks* SO CUTE!!!

Tsukki: I didn't know Yachi grew. Last time I saw you you were a foot shorter than me. Hm.

Yachi: For your information, I was third-year in high school so of course I freaking grew. And also yOU DON'T HAVE TO CALL ME OUT LIKE THAT YOU MEANIE.

Tsukki: You've known me for a really long time Yachi, when have a ever been nice?

Yachi: Touché

Unicorn-Flowers: As a firm believer in Haikyuu girls supremecy, I have given all of my UwU's to this ship already.

Tanaka: A UTHoR CHaN W HY.

Unicorn-Flowers: I'm soRRY TANAKA I LOVE YOU TOO BUT LOOK AT THEM THEY'RE FLORAL BACK-PACK HAIR CLIP FLUFFY SKIRTS LESBIANS I AM BUT A MERE MORTAL.

Daichi: they are pretty cute, you have to give them that.

Sua: yeah, sorry Tanaka but Yachi has you beat looks-wise.

Tanaka: THAT'S NOT FAIR YOU'RE ONLY AGREEING WITH DAICHI BECAUSE YOU'RE IN LOVE WITH HIM.

Daichi: nOT agAiN p l e a s e i b e g-

Saeko: does volleyball just make people gay or something?

Suga: I wouldn't be surprised.

Tanaka: *high-pitched screaming*

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay okay, we've had our fun. I know. They're adorable beyond words, but I think we've tortured poor Ryunosuke enough for one day. You can go home now and enjoy your disgusting domesticity.

Tanaka: oh thank you merciful goddess.

Unicorn-Flowers: hAh merciful. That's funny.