haikyuu reacts to ships

Kuroo x Daichi / Kurodai

Kuroo: oh shit waddup dai

Daichi: hi kuroo.

Bokuto: Dude, you have to match his level of enthusiasm that's how this works.

Daichi: yeah, but i'm not enthusiastic about any of this so your point is invalid.

Tsukki: I dunno you were pretty enthusiastic about Suga-

Daichi: BECAUSE PEOPLE WERE MAKING FALSE CLAIMS ABOUT OUR RELATIONSHIP STATUS.

Tsukki: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) someone seems pretty ~enthusiastic~ now

Daichi: I know you're trying to be suggestive, so I'm officially ignoring you.

Yachi: okay but for real they'd make really hot dads. like, they'd be part of one of those romance drama plots.

Kuroo: weird, but what I got from that is that I'm hot so I'll take it.

Lev: I'll be honest, they do look good together-

Yaku: lev no.

Lev: s o r r y y a k u - s a n

Kenma: they barely even know each other.

Bokuto: someone's j e a l o u s-

Kenma: i'm not jealous i was just stating a fact.

Akaashi: it's because you're typing in all lowercase.

Kenma: i havE AUTOCAPS TURNED OFF FUCKING SUE ME. AND BY THE WAY, YOU'RE TYPING IN ALL LOWERCASE TOO.

Suga: n o this makes me sad inside...

Daichi: suga why-

Yachi: AWWWW THAT'S SO SWEET HE CARES ABOUT SUGA.

Yamaguchi: I KNOW RIGHT THEY'RE SOULMATES DESTINED TO BE TOGETHER-

Tsukki: everyone shut up this is hot.

Yachi:...

Yamaguchi:...

Kuroo:...

Daichi:...

Everyone:...

Tsukki: what am i not allowed to have opinions ?

Yachi: i mean you are just usually your opinion isn't actually your opinion it's just to make someone else feel bad.

Tsukki: and that made me feel bad so who's the real bully here?

Yachi: *crying* i'm sorry-

Unicorn-Flowers: jesus Tsukishima are you going to make her cry every chapter? Why are you so this way?

Tsukki: it waS A JOKE IT'S NOT MY FAULT THAT EVERYONE HERE HAS A SPINE MADE OF FUCKING JELLO-

Akane: I mean, Tsukki sucks sure, but i actually kinda like this one. I think that Daichi would be a good match for Kuroo's chaos.

Tsukki: You don't even know me what-

Akane: ToraTora says you suck.

Tsukki: fuckin' Yamamoto

Kuroo: Whoa, okay Akane like i get it but, do you really know what we're talking about here? I mean me and Daichi are-

Akane: I'm one year younger than you so drop the condescending act or i'll drop kick you in the face. i know how.

Taketora: she does it's terrifying.

Kuroo: alright done deal can we leave now i'm scared.

Unicorn-Flowers: okay fine coward I'll have mercy on you. What do we say about ratings ?

Akane: 8/10, they're really cute together.

Tsukki: 6/10 just to see Kuroo squirm. Also it's a little hot.

Kuroo: everyone should change your nickname from tsukki to sucky. 

Tsukki: wow okay that hurt damn. 

Bokuto: that was kinda cold bro.

Kuroo: I wasn't going for warm. 

Daichi: 0/10 my love life is no one's business-

Unicorn-Flowers: well, that's not exactly true. I mean you're part of the Haikyuu fandom and we're trying to get to, if not all, a significant portion of the fandom ships, a lot of which you're actually involved in so... yeah it kind of is-

Daichi: I DIDN'T CHOOSE THIS ᵖ ˡ ᵉ ᵃ ˢ ᵉ ⁱ ᵇ ᵉ ᵍ-

Unicorn-Flowers: Begging will get you no where. Wallow.