haikyuu reacts to ships

Kuroo x Kenma / Kuroken

(A/n - OMFG I LOVE THEM SO MUCH. they're so cute i wanna die ughhhhh. no disrespect if you don't though. we support all shippers.)

Kuroo: I knew this day would come.

Daichi: Wow, you actually did it! I'm proud of you Kuroo! Finally admitted your feelings.

Oikawa: Take it from someone who's been admitting them for years, it's really not easy. I'm proud of you too!

Bokuto: MY BUDDY ALL GROWN UP I'M SO HAPPY FOR YOU !!! *is definitely not crying (it's allergies)*

Hinata: I freaking KNEW IT! I KNEW YOU GUYS WERE BOYFR-

Kuroo: *hisses* for the love of god will you guys SHUT UP ?

Daichi: Kuroo ? You okay ?

Bokuto: Yeah, you don't have to be shy. Everyone knows you like Kenma!

Kenma: You LI KE w HO?

Kuroo: yeah, except Kenma.

Daichi: oh...shit...

Yachi: OHHH mygod you guys are so cute you should get married and adopt kids!!!

Kenma: I hate kids.

Kuroo: Yeah, it's true. He hates children. He once punched an thirteen year old in the face because he ran into him on his skateboard and made him drop his PSP.

Bokuto: I REMEMBER thAT.

Tsukki: y'know, there's a little thing called the truth you might want to look into. might make this whole process easier.

Kuroo: *snorts* yeah, sure, get back to me when you've confessed to your best friend.

Tsukki: Fuck you, Tetsuro Kuroo, unlike you I'm not hopelessly and pathetically in love with my best friend you asshole-

Kuroo: Wow, okay, it was a hypothetical but, overreaction much?

Tsukki: what? no. you see what you wanna see.

Iwa: I mean, I don't really know these guys personally but I guess they're cute together.

Hinata: I know right?!

Lev: y a k u - s a n look hOW CUTE THEY ARE !!!

Yaku: Yeah, yeah, they're adorable. But I'm very busy . I have things to do.

Unicorn-Flowers: no you don't. You're playing my game now.

Yaku: Okay, but it's not like I'm a hosatge or anything-

Unicorn-Flowers: Yaku, with all due respect, I've had this argument a hundred times. You literally cannot win.

Kenma: hold on hold on, don't i get to have a-

Unicorn-Flowers: before you ask if you get to have a say, the answer is probably no. Look, Kenma, i love you, but we're already like a hundred words over budget for this chapter. We really gotta move on. (Plus, watching you shatter Kuroo's heart into tiny pieces isn't really at the top of my list of things i want to do right now).

Kenma: WHAT IF I'M DOING THE OPPOSITE OF THAT-