haikyuu reacts to ships

Yamaguchi x Kageyama / Yamakage

(A/N - this was requested by @Noya_oya_oya @CrAzYALEXA3 and @Im_the_yaoi_rat !)

Yamaguchi: Awww is he giving me milk for my birthday that's so sweet T^T

Kageyama: do you like it?

Yamaguchi: Not really!! I'm lactose intolerant!! But the thought is there so I appreciate it-

Tsukki: Oh My God You Fucking Did It Bitch-

Unicorn-Flowers: you were resisting of course i fucking did it.

Tsukki: I haTE YOU WHY-

Unicorn-Flowers: Tsukishima Kei, there comes a time in every guy's life when he must choose between burning Author-Chan alive and keeping his fat gay crush on his best friend secret. And by every guy I mean you specifically. Now is your time. Make your choice.

Yamaguchi: he's hiding in the closet playing Mario Kart on his phone.

Unicorn-Flowers: that's okay. he can be a coward. doesn't matter, he still has to come out eventually.

Oikawa: did you mean to make a gay pun or are you just that smooth?

Unicorn-Flowers: let's go with the second one.

Yachi: HOnesTLY THEY're SO CUTE but KagEYAMA-sAn looKS SO CONFUSED-

Saeko: they're both babie ugh.

Suga: I Just Want To Hold Them They Are So- I- *screeches*

Noya: Truly, they are everyone's children.

Daichi: I don't know how to not like this ship. I think they would just be so sweet. Like so sweet it's giving me a fucking heart attack. It's like the gay version of Yamayachi.

Atsumu: let's be real here, any ship with Yacchan or Yamaguchi-Kun automatically radiates uwu vibes. putting them together would break the fuckin' world.

Asahi: It's very sweet, but I'll be honest, I don't know if Kageyama-San would know what to do with all of Tadashi-San's adorable-ness.

Bokuto: Why? He knows how to deal with Shouyou-Kun's just fine!

Hinata: *screeching* YOU'RE WAY OFF BASE WE'RE NOT LIKE THAT-

Kageyama: ALL YOUR EVIDENCE IS CIRCUMSTANTIAL-

Hinata: DON'T INTERRUPT ME I BET YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS-

Kageyama: YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS YOU'RE THE STUPID ONE-

Bokuto: op- Hinata is running. Away.

Kageyama: YOU CAN'T RUN AWAY FROM YOUR PROBLEMS YOU COWARD.

Atsumu: he absolutely can. have ya fuckin' seen him go when Meian calls him by his full name?

Yachi: *whispering* ʸᵒᵘ ᶜᵃⁿᵗ ᵒᵘᵗʳᵘⁿ ʸᵒᵘʳ ᵘⁿᵈʸᶦⁿᵍ ˡᵒᵛᵉ ᶠᵒʳ ʸᵒᵘʳ ʰᶦᵍʰ ˢᶜʰᵒᵒˡ ᵇᵉˢᵗ ᶠʳᶦᵉⁿᵈ-

Hinata: YACHI I CAN HEAR YOU-

Yachi: TSUMU HELP-

Atsumu: Shoyo cool it yer scarin' her.

Hinata: I THOUGHT YOU WERE MY FRIEND-

Atsumu: I am when yer not actin' like a fuckin' gremlin from hell.

Bokuto: He's kinda right Hinata. You poked holes in three volleyballs. We have to pay for those, you know.

Meian: Foster is gonna kill me. I promised him I could keep you guys under control.

Saeko: don't make promises you can't keep.

Meian: Well I know that now thanks.

Unicorn-Flowers: can we get a status update on Tsukki?

Yamaguchi: He's transitioned to laying face down in the middle of the room. I see this as progress.

Unicorn-Flowers: well, i guess that's all we can really ask for. anyhow, why don't we get some ratings on this? maybe we'll actually wrap this up within our word quota for once.

Atsumu: ya know ya just cursed it right?

Unicorn-Flowers: yeah i know i realized just after i said it. whatever just- you guys do your thing.

Yachi: 9/10 literally it's SO CUTE Kageyama-san would be such a bean with Tadashi-kun.

Hinata: YAMAGUCHI YOU CAN DO SO MUCH BETTER 0/10-

Daichi: Hinata, remember what we said about jealousy?

Atsumu: Put it in a box an' never think about it until the stress of keeping all yer emotions bottled up becomes too much an' ya break down cryin' because the love a yer life will never requite yer feelin's.

Daichi: literally no. not at all. don't do that.

Atsumu: OKAY IT'S ONE STRATEGY I DIDN'T CLAIM TA BE AN EXPERT'R ANYTHIN' GEEZ-

Suga: 8/10 I really love them together honestly, i have to say this makes my heart feel warm and fuzzy.

Yamaguchi: Eh, 6/10. Kageyama-San is a close friend. I wouldn't want to ruin our friendship for it. That being said I'm not opposed to it at all.

Unicorn-Flowers: Why don't we end on a nice constructive note then? Set aside the chaos and-

Meian: Hinata knocked himself out cold trying to climb through a window.

Unicorn-Flowers: Thank you Meian, you ruined it.