haikyuu reacts to ships

Akaashi x Sakusa / SAKAASHI (it's sakuaka but whatever)

Bokuto: *broken sob* S A KK UN-

Atsumu: fuck. no. ya literally chose two of the three people on this earth more beautiful than i am why-

Suna: if i'm not one of those people you're super dead.

Atsumu: FINE JESUS FOUR.

Meian: Man, this is gonna wreak havoc on the team dynamic.

Shion: He really did it. He really broke two of his teammates in one fell swoop. He just did his damage and left. He really said, suck it bitches.

Adriah: It's like you reached into their ribacges and squished their hearts with your bare hands. That's hardcore dude.

Barnes: holy shit you took a sledge hammer to our in-team relationships. It's gonna be anarchy.

Adirah: Just like Shion was hoping for.

Meian: Why are you laughing?!

Barnes: Because Sakusa-San is hitting Atsumu-San with a folding chair-

Meian: fucking- STOP THAT YOU'RE NOT CHILDREN-

Hinata: YOU'RE TEARING THIS FAMILY APART OMI-SAN. WHY-

Atsumu: OMI STOP HITTING ME-

Sakusa: STOP CRYING-

Atsumu: THAT'S NOT GONNA MAKE IT BETTER-

Unicorn-Flowers: The MSBY Black Jackals are just beings made of pure unfiltered turmoil pretending to be normal people i'm convinced of it. You guys are a wholeass mess.

Akaashi: I don't know Sakusa-San like...at all. I don't know where this came up.

Unicorn-Flowers: Oh my god, Akaashi, you're here. Yes, thank you. You've brought sanity back into our lives.

Tsukki: i actually think they'd be good together.

Yamaguchi: actually Tsukki's right on this one. they both have rather subdued personalities. at the very least, they'd be solid friends.

Tsukki: what do you mean actually ?

Yamaguchi: Oh nothing, just that most of the time you're just trying to be a jerk. But it's okay I still love you Tsukki~

Tsukki: *chokes* whAT-

Yamaguchi: Gomen Tsukki.

Tsukki: NO- that's not- HELP ME-

Adirah: a quick status update; sakusa is chucking volleyballs at atsumu, bokuto is crying. again. hinata is also crying now because atsumu is screaming bloody murder.

Adriah: meian is laying on the floor with his fingers in his ears, and barnes and shion-kun are wheezing with laughter. oh, and there's a fire in the locker room because someone - i'm looking at you bokuto - forgot to unplug his hairdrier.

Adirah: this is your fault author-chan.

Unicorn-Flowers: MY FAULT?! YOU GUYS DID THIS TO YOURSELVES- alright, okay, it's fine, i'm calm. why don't we just put the Jackals on the back burner for now? give them a chance to sort themselves out. can we hear from some people in their right minds?

Ushijima: they seem like a good match. i hope they're happy together.

Semi: wow Ushijima likes it? It must be god teir.

Tendou: That should absolutely not be how you decide things.

Semi: I don't see why not.

Tendou: If Toshi jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?

Semi: If we're jumping off a bridge it was probably my idea.

Tendou: touché.

Yachi: I'll be honest, Author-Chan, I don't think Shiratorizawa qualifies as 'in their right minds' what with Shirabu's total mental collapse from Semishira.

Bokuto: THIS ISN'T FAIR SAKKUN'S HOTTER THAN ME.

Sakusa: that's true but i'm not out to steal your boyfriend. can you guys just chill the fuck out?

Hinata: NO!!! This is an INJUSTICE!!!

Sakusa: literally how-

Hinata: You made Tsumu-San cry!!! He's literally SUCH AN UGLY CRIER-

Saeko: Y'all gotta admit though, with Sakusa's bone structure and Akaashi's eyes they are on fire.

Akane: So much beauty cannot physically be contained in two people.

Alisa: Not to mention, they'd have such a chill dynamic.

Yachi: On principle I don't support this, but also yes. They would get up early and read books together.

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay well this is getting long. I want to end this chapter quickly and with as little chaos as possible which is why I'm only accepting ratings from the girls. Sorry Jackals, get your act together and then we can talk.

Yachi: honestly, 7/10 just for the aesthetic alone. like I'm not into it, but they're literally so beautiful i want to cry. like if classical music was a ship.

Alisa: I have to agree 8/10.

Akane: I dunno, I like the chill but I like ships that banter. 4/10.

Hinata: 0/10 TSUMU-SAN BE HAPPY AGAIN PLEA-

Unicorn-Flowers: HINATA NO- Okay I have to end this here. This was a bad idea. I saw the art on pinterest and couldn't stop myself.

Yachi: i love you author-chan but you're too impulsive.