haikyuu reacts to ships

Matsuwaka x Hanamaki / Matsuhana

Mattsun: DUDEEE you look fine. No homo tho...

Mattsun: SIKE, i'mma little homo

Makki: yeah dude, I knew, you're like, way unsubtle about it.

Mattsun: dude, I just called you hot. You have to call me hot back.

Makki: I'm pretty sure that's not how it works.

Mattsun: um, I'm pretty sure it is.

Makki: Yeah, well, I'm not gonna.

Mattsun: What??? Why the fuck not???

Makki: Cause you're not hot.

Mattsun: Excuse me-

Makki: You're absolutely stunning. No homo. 

Mattsun: Awww dude. No homo. 

Makki: Always, dude. No homo-

Oikawa: Will you stop saying no homo and just admit that both of you are really fucking gay?

Mattsun: No, homo. 

Oikawa: Okay, I applaud your ingenuity but- 

Kunimi: what about that time when you disappeared at Oikawa's house? When you came back you said you were making out. That was a joke, right?

Makki: No, we actually were. Just seeing what it's like, y'know? turns out, you know how girls taste like lipgloss? Well, guys also taste like lipgloss, which kind of makes you wonder if lipgloss just tastes like lips-

Kunimi: wait, so when you would come to practice all sweaty and worn out and say you were having sex, you weren't joking?

Mattsun: no, actually, that was a joke.

Kindaichi: I honestly don't know where it ends with you.

Mattsun: honestly, neither do we. 

Oikawa: Yeahhh, I remember when we played gay chicken. You guys made out for a solid five minutes before iwa-chan had to break you up. 

Makki: it's called winning, Oikawa. 

Yachi: wait so are they dating or not?

Oikawa: OH MY GOD WHO ARE YOU YOU'RE SO CUTE I WANT TO DIE-

Yachi: p-please don't do that! My name is Y-Yachi.

Mattsun: Wait, you were Karasuno's manager, right?

Yachi: y-yeah...

Makki: to answer your question, Yachi, we're not dating, but we're not not dating. 

Mattsun: exactly. 

Iwa: That literally makes no sense. It's like answering an either or question with yes or no.

Mattsun: exactly. 

Iwa: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN ?!

Unicorn-Flowers: i'm going to make the exectuive decision to move on before iwa-chan explodes.

Iwa: WHAT THE FUCK DID I SAY ABOUT THAT NAME-

Unicorn-Flowers: Alright see you in the next chapter! hopefully with my life still intact.