haikyuu reacts to ships

Kuroo x Yachi / Kuroyachi

Kuroo: Sorry i don't...heterosexual

Yachi: yeah, me neither-

Hinata: w HaT?

Tanaka: WHAT.

Tsukki: i'm going to agree with hinata this one and only time- yeah, what?

Yachi: What? I'm just saying that girls are objectively hotter than guys it's a known fact-

Bokuto: I mean not really but you know what okay.

Kuroo: this is a really bad debate to start with a group of gay guys.

Yachi: Well, uh, too bad?

Kuroo: You're not going to win this argument. Tom Holland.

Yachi: Zendaya.

Bokuto: Chris Evans and Chris Hemsowrth

Yachi: Beyoncé, Talyor Swift, Lucy Liu, Constance Wu, Gemma Chan, Awkwafina- acutally, the entire cast of Ocean's 8. You guys are losing.

Kuroo: Kenma.

Bokuto: Akaashi.

Yachi: Alisa, Akane, Saeko-San, Michimiya-San, and *ahem* Kiyoko.

Akaashi: she's right, you're losing.

Unicorn-Flowers: Um, okay, so can we press pause on this? Does anyone think they go good together?

Yachi: Aesthetically yeah, we're vibing.

Kuroo: She's right we're super good het couple. But our personalities would never align.

Yachi: Kuroo is freaking terrifying.

Kuroo: If I can't casually insult a person without them crying, we won't work.

Daichi: Honestly, I agree with them. Yachi is just too soft and sweet for Kuroo.

Yaku: Yeah, and Kuroo freaks out when people cry so he'd be in a constant state of panic with Yachi.

Saeko: Kuroo if you hurt my baby bunny child I will hunt you down and cut your hair.

Kenma: not his hair it's his only good asset

Kuroo: hey-

Hinata: AWW YOU GUYS ARE ADORABLE TOGETHER-

Yachi: ARE YOU FREAKING KIDDING ME?? ONE OF HIS ARMS IS THE LENGTH OF HALF MY BODY-

Kenma: shouyou why-

Hinata: I"M SORRY KENMA DON'T DISOWN ME PLEASE.

Kenma: nah you're good.

Yachi: You guys have a strange relationship- What even are you?

Kenma: He's my non-Kuroo best friend. Just like Akaashi, and my middle-school buddy Kori.

Daichi: Kuroo has his own category?

Akaashi: yeah, it's common knowledge.

Oikawa: this is absolutely beautiful. Grotesque, but beautiful.

Kuroo: wait, so good or bad?

Oikawa: Both. It's the best-worst thing I've ever seen in my life. Look at how stunning you both are.

Yachi: aww no one's ever called me stunning before!

Oikawa: then the world needs to burn because it's not doing its job.

Yachi you can be really scary but it's cool!

Kuroo: So my kind of scary isn't cool?

Yachi: How do I explain this? It's like, your kind of scary is the "i could accidentially punch you in the face because my arms are so freaking long" kind of scary and Oikawa's scary is "i could be a sexy-as-hell vampire but you'd never know cause i pretend to be an idiot" kind of scary. Did that help?

Kuroo: no. not at all. what. i don't understand-

Oikawa: did you just call me an idiot?

Yachi: HINATA NO ONE UNDERSTANDS ME.

Hinata: IT'S OKAY YACHI-SAN I UNDERSTAND YOU.

Kuroo: you do?

Hinata: yeah! you're like 'I could step on you without noticing' and the Great King's like 'I'll murder you in your sleep.'

Oikawa: that cleared absolutely nothing up.

Kuroo: let's just do ratings, this feels like it's about to take a steep turn toward utter confusion and a misunderstanding.

Unicorn-Flowers: Damn, ya'll just takin' my job like that. Jesus stay in your own damn lane. That being said, he's right. Ratings?

Yachi: 5/10 we look good but there are a lot of problems with this as a whole.

Hinata: 7/10 THEY'RE CUTE.

Yachi: HINATA NO-

Oikawa: 8/10 but only because Yachi's in it and Kuroo's hot.

Kuroo: I'll take it.

Kenma: i won't, 0/10.

Kuroo: awww Kitteeeenn-

Kenma: i swear to god Kuroo I won't talk to you for a week.

Kuroo: you already don't talk to me! this feels like an absolute win.

Kenma: I knew that was going to come back to bite me.