haikyuu reacts to ships

Kyoutani x Yahaba / Kyouhaba

Kyoutani: *chokes* what the fu ck ?

Yahaba: My hair looks really good in that picture but actually what the fuck?

Oikawa: OH MY GOD WAIT SO WAS FIGHTING LIKE YOUR FOREPLAY BECAUSE YOU DID LOT OF THAT-

Kyoutani: I'LL LITERALLY MURDER SOMEONE. THAT MEANS YOU OIKAWA.

Oikawa: Jokes on you you'll never find me *sticks out tongue*

Kyoutani: You have location tracking on you absolute dumbass and you're famous.

Oikawa: f uck- iwa-cHAN HELP I'M SCARED-

Iwa: haha no.

Kunimi: damn, I keep forgetting. Who was calling all of these before anyone even thought about them? Oh that's right. It was me. Collectively you guys owe me upward of ten thousand yen.

Kindaichi: You've seriously been keeping track of bets you made in high school? Do you have no life?

Kunimi: it's called being financially responsible. Not that you would know anything about that.

Kindaichi: I' m so r r y BitCH-

Yahaba: I'm sorry can we go back to the part where I'd rather stick a fork in my fucking eye?

Kyoutani: this fucking once I'll agree with Mr. Bitchass. I will actually drown myself. It'd be better than a goddamn eternity with this asshole.

Yahaba: Who said we were getting MARRIeD?!

Kyoutani: SO YOU'LL DATE ME HYPOTHETICALLY BUT YOU WON'T FUCKING MARRY ME?!

Yahaba: BEING MARRIED TO YOU SOUNDS LIKE ACTUAL HELL-

Kyoutani: GOOD BECAUSE THE FEELING'S FUCKING MUTUAL.

Yahaba + Kyoutani: AUTHOR-CHAN WHAT THE FUCK.

Unicorn-Flowers: Whoa *holds up hands* you guys got here on your own.

Hinata: Whoaaa is everyone from Seijoh's team gay?

Kyoutani: I'M NOT GAY-

Oikawa: *shrugs* It seems like a likely possibility...

Yahaba: Is everyone from Karasuno's team gay?

Suga: to echo Oikawa's words, seems like a likely possibility.

Noya: wait wait no! We have Tanaka remember? HAHAH WE HAVE MORE HETEROS THAN YoU-

Kyoutani: IT WASN'T A FUCKING COMPETITION AND IF IT WAS YOU STILL LOST FOR BEING A LOSER.

Tsukki: Nailed it, very creative.

Yachi: Awww I think they're cute together! You know, like an enemies to lovers kind of thing-

Kyoutani: THAT NEVER WORKS OUT IN REAL LIFE SO SHUT UP.

Yachi: *sniffles* *bottom lip quivers*

Hinata: nO WHAT HAVE YOU DONE-

Kageyama: Someone's gonna get their assbeat and their name is you you bitch-ass-

Tsukki: What kind of violence would you like to solve this with? As you see we have a few options-

Kyoutani: i'M SORRY OKAY?! TINY CHILD Pl eASE DOn'T CRY-

Yachi: I'M A FULLY GROWN ADULT.

Kyoutani: oH GOD-

Unicorn-Flowers: For once, Tsukishima isn't the reason I have to end a chapter. Good on you dude. But I sitll have my eye on you. You're not out of the woods yet. Well, see you in the next one (hopefully Kyoutani's still with us).

Kyoutani: wait wha-