Iwa: I said it preemptively, just like I'm saying this. Because I know exactly what's going to happen.
Yachi: oh my god, HI, OIKAWA BABE yoU'RE BEAUTIFUL.
Iwa: Don't feed his ego. It's already bloated enough as it is.
Suga: Two types of best friends.
Oikawa: If I had to pick a chick, it would be Yacchan.
Yachi: OIKAWA BEBE T^T
Oikawa: And if I had to pick a guy-
Iwa: If you say me, I'll punch you.
Oikawa: Well, the joke's on you Iwa-Chan, I was going to say 'Tsumu.
Iwa: What the fuck why isn't it me.
Atsumu: lostcher chance. we're legally married in Los Angeles.
Iwa: Just in Los Angeles?
Oikawa: Leave it alone Iwa-Chan. Unless there's a reason you-
Iwa: Nope, LA's good with me.
Yachi: Yah Sure. but hey, can we talk about the fact that you became Japan's athletic trainer just to piss off Oikawa-Babe?
Iwa: Ehh, no. Surprisingly, I have dreams outside of Oikawa Tooru.
Oikawa: So I am one of your dreams-
Yachi: Exhibit A:
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that's you, right?
Iwa: The fuck-
Oikawa: AWWW little gremlin Iwa-Chan is so cute~
Atsumu: cute is one word fer it...
Unicorn-Flowers: Well, that's lovely, but could we stay on track pretty please?
Suga: Personally I think Oihina is a godsend. I mean, definitely a toss-up between Atsuhina and Oihina, but both are adorable.
Akane: What about Atsuoi?
Alisa: What about Kagehina?
Yachi: What about Iwaoi?
Suga: Oihina.
Oikawa: or just Oi. Because Oi love myself.
Suga: No. Oihina.
Oikawa: Sad bOi hours.
Suga: Stop It.
Daichi: I dunno, I think they'd be good together. They're not like Kageyama and Hinata because they actually have a healthy amount of rivalry, and unlike Atsumu and Hinata, they might have a normal amount of energy between the two of them.
Yamaguchi: That's true, and the potential for sweet domesticity is there. Like, maybe they don't know each other quite as well as Iwaoi does, but their personalities slot into place just fine.
Yachi: Yeah, but Iwaoi has such a nice background to it and deep emotional attachment that you can't get from anywhere else. They were literally best friends for years. Hinata and Oikawa only interact through rivalry.
Unicorn-Flowers: Oh my god, you guys are having such well-constructed arguments with proper grammar and everything. My life is complete.
Mattsun: gremlin Iwa brain rot go-
Unicorn-Flowers: I jinxed it. I fucking jinxed it.
Makki: Both of them are gonna lose it if they have to play each other in the Olympics.
Mattsun: Tags: Angst with No Happy Ending, Character Study, Relationship Study.
Unicorn-Flowers: Stop it please I'm begging you.
Makki: Archive Warnings: Major Character Death.
Daichi: wh at ?
Saeko: I like their vibes. If Atsuhina is the sunshine ship, they're like, blue skies.
Asahi: I don't know why this makes so much sense, but the imagery is lovely. Beautiful.
Noya: ASAHHIIIIIII-
Unicorn-Flowers: Hi Asahi, we missed you <3. Alright, why don't we get some ratings?
Oikawa: 8/10. One, look at him, he's a lovely piece of eye candy. Two, I would not only get to crush him on-court but also in every aspect of our daily lives.
Hinata: 7/10. You wish. You know I would win all our competitions because I'm a winner and you're a loser.
Oikawa: Oh, you wanna go?
Daichi: AHEM, 6/10. I really like them, but I had to witness 365 days of unbridled Kagehina, so and pain like that cannot be un-inflicted.
Yachi: 4/10. I love both Hinata and Oikawa with all my heart, but Iwaoi and Kagehina must triumph.
Iwa: I'm not rating this. You'll misinterpret whatever I say.
Yachi: That's fair, actually. But only because you're absolutely meant for-
Iwa: Say Oikawa. I fucking dare you.
Hinata: DON'T BE MEAN TO YACCHAN.
Mattsun: 9/10 Oikawa's been pining for Iwaizumi for so fucking long, he deserves someone to actually love him and Hinata seems like a good guy. See? I can be selfless and take things seriously.
Makki: Leave out the last two sentences and I might be convinced.
Mattsun: Bitch-
Unicorn-Flowers: I wish you would neatly wrap up a chapter without me having to interrupt an argument for once, but I guess it was my fault in the first place for being convinced that I could throw all you heathens together and get a pretty result. Anyway, see you in the next chapter luvs~
