haikyuu reacts to ships

Akiteru x Tenma / Akiten

(A/N ~ this is for @Blind_Spectator !)

Tsukki: grOSS IT'S MY BROTHER-

Akiteru: Why are you like this? I mean I say this with love but, where did we go wrong, Tsukki?

Tsukki: Don't call me Tsukki.

Akiteru: Why is that reserved for your boyfriend?

Tsukki: I swear to fucking god-

Akiteru: What if I called you Tsuk? Is that better?

Tsukki: What if I called you Aki?

Akiteru: What if I called you nerd?

Tsukki: What if I called you bitch-

Saeko: oh my GOD Tsukishima Kei your brother is a wholeass treasure. Like seriously how did the universe come up with such a man-

Tsukki: shE'S SIMPING FOR MY BROTHER CAN SOMEONE PLEASE BACK ME UP HERE-

Tanaka: Okay, I hate to be the one to come to Tsukishima's aid, but seriously, ain't no one wanna think of thier sibling like that.

Saeko: Relax I'm not gonna jump his bones, I'm just sayin' he's a total sweetheart.

Tanaka: Good because if I ever end up being related to Tsukishima I will literally drown myself.

Kiyoko: don't do that. i'll cry.

Tanaka: ahhHHHH- You can't mARRY HIM-

Saeko: SHuT UP I'M NOT MARRYING HIM JESUS. HE'S FUCKING GAY-

Akiteru: Whoa, okay we never actually extablished that-

Yachi: but...but why? look at you guys you're so cute *tearing up*

Akiteru: Fuck- no- Don't cry- Kei I broke your little rabbit friend what do I do-

Tsukki: Ugh oh my god you ruin everything. Whatever I got this.

Tsukki: Yachi.

Yachi: y-yeah *blinks with big doe eyes*

Tsukki: ily.

Yachi: REALLY-

Tsukki: Yes and if you tell anyone I said that I'll shave your head while you're sleeping.

Yachi: okay ಥvಥ !

Saeko: I don't understand. Look at those curls. Don't you just wanna like, bury your face in them?

Akiteru: Literally never had the compulsion to do that but okay.

Tenma: Good you're one of the few. People braid my hair while we're standing in line sometimes. Like, I don't even know you. We just happen to be getting coffee at the same time. What's going on.

Kenma: preach.

Hinata: OH MY GOD- OH MY GOD HI- HI I'M SHOUYOU- *W HE E ZE*

Tenma: What's going on. Is he okay?

Kenma: he idolizes you. if you look at him, he'll pass out.

Tenma: I- Oh...

Kenma: I told you.

Bokuto: HINATA JUST PASSED OUT sOMEONE HELP HIM-

Tenma: he's literally famous I don't understand.

Yachi: Can we get back on topic? They're so cute it hurts my soul that people don't love them more.

Akiteru: Excuse me I love me.

Akane: Do you also love Tenma?

Akiteru: uhhh....

Alisa: this is not a no.

Akiteru: Hold on that's totally out of-

Tsukki: don't fight back. it only ends in ridicule and despair.

Akiteru: WHAT DID YOU DO TO HIM. WHY IS HE LIKE THIS.

Unicorn-Flowers: he's being dramatic because he's in love with his best friend.

Tsukki: I- it's not even worth it.

Alisa: let's do ratings!

Unicorn-Flowers: yes goddess. anything for you.

Yachi: I say 9/10. They would just be such a wholesome ship. Like, I want them to cuddle so much it physically hurts me.

Akiteru: Look, it's like, 5/10 I have absolutely no feelings about this whatsoever.

Akane: 10/10 i can't describe what I'm feeling in words, so I'll just say (○'3｀)ﾉ⌒♡*:･。

Alisa: That's literally what I was going to say.

Yamaguchi: Nekoma sisters are making my heart explode. I am deceased. Bury me in flowers.

Unicorn-Flowers: Y'all, this chapter was so fuzzy soft I'm so proud of you guys ('・ω・｀). Okay, until the next chapter luvs~!