haikyuu reacts to ships

Daichi x Michimiya / Michidai

Daichi: wouldn't 'daichimiya' make more sense?

Tanaka: that's seriously your only comment? Like not 'no i could never, i'm in love with suga!' or something like that?

Daichi: I'm sorry I'm not a drama queen like all of you. Michimiya-san is a perfectly nice person and my friend. I wouldn't mind taking her out sometime.

Suga: damn they are good together. i mean like, daichi, i love you, literally, but y'all gotta admit they're like, a perfect couple.

Hinata: true true!! they're both responsible and smart and nice !!!! And didn't Michimiya-San have a crush on him in high school!!!

Michimiya: What- No I didn't-

Suga: hah, yeah and I'm not gay for him. We can both lie to ourselves now i guess.

Noya: Fucking christ Daichi magnetically attracts multiple genders and I can't even get one how is that fair?!

Tsukki: easy. he's a hunky cop and you're a tiny gremlin person.

Kuroo: and you're a salty bitch what's your point. if you can get someone as pure as yamaguchi to love you then i don't see why nishinoya can't find someone too-

Tsukki: I'll kill you in your sleep.

Kuroo: well i'll come back and haunt your ass.

Tsukki: jokes on you i'm not scared of death.

Yamaguchi: He is scared of the dark though.

Tsukki: shut up Yamaguchi.

Yamaguchi: Gomen Tsukki.

Yachi: Michidai is soooo cute but i'm invested in Daisuga on a metaphysical level so I just can't say i'm in support of it. Plus, Michimiya-San is too cute for Daichi!

Saeko: ugh, Yacchan out here spittin' straight facts. I wish volleyball girls were as gay as volleyball guys.

Yachi: Lesbians need a good promotional poster.

Saeko: 'Come to the dark side, we have hot women.' but in all caps.

Yachi: YES.

Oikawa: No lie though this is cute but it's also hella basic. Like everyone expects this shit to happen.

Kuroo: He's got a point. Like this is the definition of the word 'nice' - bland as hell but completely non-objectionable.

Tanaka: they're right you guys would be peak domesticity. suburban life personified.

Daichi: literally no idea what that means but okay-

Noya: Okay but have we actually solved the mystery of 'does Daichi like guys' yet?

Daichi: Okay hold on I'm not gay-

Kuroo: uh, fun fact Dai, gay guys aren't the only people who like men. also have you ever dated someone that wasn't female?

Daichi: duh no.

Kuroo: then would you know if you liked guys?

Daichi: um, yes, I think I'm self aware enough to know if I'm attracted to men-

Kuroo: so are you?

Daichi:...

Daichi: isn't anyone going to ask Michimiya what she thinks about this??

Unicorn-Flowers: I was about to say like, the disrespect for such a queen was fucking palpable you heathens.

Michimiya: Aw thank you! But...I haven't really talked to Daichi since high school. It's not like we're best friends like he and Suga or anything-

Daichi: Literally why did you have to bring up Suga? Now they're going to go batshit crazy.

Yachi: MICHIMIYA SAN SHIPS DAISUGA TOO????

Daichi: I told you.

Michimiya: I'm sorry Dai! It was completely unintentional!

Yachi: literally she's so sweet why can't you be gay?

Michimiya: Sorry, I think men are more my style~

Unicorn-Flowers: Don't apologize for who you love, luv~! Anyway, this is for @Suga_kkh94 ! Why don't we get some ratings for Michida-

Daichi: Daichimiya I won't say it again-

Unicorn-Flowers: don't have to cuz you don't get a say.

Yachi: I wanna say 9/10 because they're SO CUTE but also Daisuga has me in a stranglehold.

Hinata: 8/10 they would be so good together!!! like- like- GUAHH !!!

Daichi: I dunno she's nice but we're not really in touch still so...5/10?

Suga: Look I really wish Dai was into me but since he's not I guess he still deserves happiness. 7/10.

Daichi: who says I don't like you?

Suga: ...

Everyone: ...

Daichi: ...

Daichi: I mean-

Daichi: can we pretend that never happened?

Unicorn-Flowers: NO. OKAY WE ARE MOVING ON NOW YES THANK YOU DAICHI FOR YOUR CONTRIBUTION.