haikyuu reacts to ships

Suga x Kageyama / Kagesuga

Suga: Hm...I mean weird he's kinda like my baby brother...or my son... But I guess we're technically only a couple years apart...

Yachi: model days for kagesuga

Hinata: SuGA YOU CAN DO BETTER-

Kageyama: Shut up Dumbass! I Can Do Better Than HIm-

Suga: i mean ouch but i do want the best for you my littl bean sprout-

Daichi: You can't do better than suga that's not a thing...

Asahi: I second that opinion ^^

Kiyoko: I third that ^^

Tanaka: HEY-

Kiyoko: i luv u

Tanaka: I LOVE YOU TOO <3 <3 <3 !!!!

Noya: bro ur so whipped

Kinoshita: okay that's great but was anyone else sorta pissed that kageyama got all glory for being a setter and suga's just over there like-

Kageyama: DUDE I'M LITERALLY RIGHT HERE

Kinoshita: And?

Kageyama: WHAT DO YOU MEAN AND-

Ennoshita: Kinoshita stopped giving a fuck after Ukai forgot his name for like, the seventh time.

Narita: people only notice us when we're calling them out on their bullshit

Suga: if it helps I'm pissed that kageyama got all the glory for being a setter while I was over there like-

Kageyama: SUGA YOU TOo?

Yachi: Well, he's got a point Kageyama... I mean, everything was about you. You're a great setter, but Suga-San deserves credit too. Plus, he's an angel.

Saeko: It's like if flowers were a person.

Daichi: or like sugar and spice and everything nice without the spice.

Kageyama: Why is everyone so nice to Suga and so mean to me?

Oikawa: Because hE ACTUALLY DESERVES IT.

Hinata: YEAH AND YOU'RE IN THE OLYMPICS WHAT DOES SUGA HAVE?!

Suga: what do you mean 'what do i have'?! I teach children.

Oikawa: Exactly babe.

Suga: I LOVE MY JOB?!

Oikawa: WhAT how?! Children are monsters?!

Iwa: You're a monster.

Oikawa: I KNOW BUT CHILDREN AREN'T ALLOWED TO BE IT'S TOO EARLY IN LIFE-

Iwa: I've known you since we were like, seven, i knew you when you were a kid too.

Oikawa: And props to you for sticking with me.

Yamaguchi: Can we get back to Kagesuga? I actually think they'd be super cute together because they're both setters and Suga would be the perfect contradiction to all of Kageyama's personality.

Unicorn-Flowers: That's a really mature viewpoint, thank you Yamaguchi-

Kageyama: HEY WHAT DID HE SAY ABOUT MY FUCKING PERSONALITY?!

Unicorn-Flowers: I see it's back in the hands of the children.

Kageyama: HOW WOULD YOU LIKE IT IF WE STARTED SHIPPING YOU WITH ALL THE PINCH SERVERS HUH?!

Yamaguchi: *crying* i'm sor-ry

Tsukki: Kageyama you have three seconds to run before I snap your neck.

Unicorn-Flowers: Kageyama how could you make our wholesome bean cry ? why ? why would you do that ?

Kageyama: I'M SORRY I'M UNDER A LOT OF STRESS HERE-

Atsumu: so bein' in the olympics is no big deal but bein' shipped with yer old upper-classman make ya freak out?

Hinata: Bakageyama isn't good with feelings Tsumu-San. Just think of him like my version of Omi-San.

Atsumu: yer hopelessly and uselessly in love with him? i-

Hinata: NO. THAT WAS A BAD ANALOGY I TAKE IT BACK.

Hinata: CAN WE PLEASE GET RATINGS-

Unicorn-Flowers: not your call but yes, we can.

Yamaguchi: i give it a solid 7/10.

Yachi: 2/10 daisuga forever.

Diachi: I don't feel comfortable giving a rating on this. Suga can make his own decision and if he likes Kageyama then-

Suga: rate it coward.

Daichi: 1/10 i don't like it.

Asahi: 5/10 I don't think it would happen but I do think they'd be good together.

Yachi: Asahi-San why.

Asahi: I"M SORRY YACHI-SAN CAN WE STILL HAVE BRUNCH ???

Yachi: OBVIOUSLY YOU'RE A TREASURE AND A VALUED FRIEND. ILY BITCH.

Asahi: ILY TOO ****H.

Yachi: You're still on the not swearing thing?

Asahi: Since I was born, yes.

Unicorn-Flowers: New rule, Yachi automatically makes a friendship wholesome. I'm thoroughly in support of this. Okay, this is getting real long so until the next chapter luvs~!