haikyuu reacts to ships

Adirah x Shion / Thomashion

Atsumu: LMFAO YES-

Shion: I will legit take a swan dive off the Empire State Building you know I fucking will. It would be less painful.

Atsumu: Yer just sayin' that cause ya think Adirah's Yummy™.

Shion: DON'T FUCKING START WITH ME MIYA-

Atsumu: I'M JUST SAYIN' STUFF WE ALL KNOW IS TRUE-

Shion: I WOULD LITERALLY RATHER DIE.

Adirah: yeah, sure. look, i have a long-standing fued with Barnes and even he has eyes. I'm hot.

Shion: Literally. Really Literally.

Adirah: There are no degrees to literally. It's either literal or not literal-

Shion: COLLEGE BOY BACK AT IT AGAIN-

Adirah: And as you can see, Shion is a brat.

Shion: Shut Up Don't Talk To Me You String Bean On Stilts-

Adirah: BARNES IS TALLER THAN ME WHY ARE YOU SINGLING ME OUT.

Hinata: WHY ARE YOU EMBARRASSED TO BE TALL I WANT TO BE TALL TOO.

Noya: I DON'T KNOW YOU BUT BITCH BETTER APPRECIATE HIS HEIGHT OR I WILL STEAL IT FROM YOU.

Adirah: H O W-

Unicorn-Flowers: please, i beg you, stay on track just once in your life it's not that hard.

Bokuto: I think they'd be good together!! They're like Kiyoomi and Tsum-Tsum without the one-sided love!

Shion: or any love.

Atsumu: Thanks fer makin' me sound sad an' pathetic.

Bokuto: I aim to please.

Meian: I think we're skipping over a very key aspect here which is, you know, their actual sexualities? Does either Inunaki or Thomas even like guys.

Shion: That is a good question.

Meian: ...

Meian: so what's the answer ?

Shion: fuck if I know. sexuality's confusing. gender's confusing. i vote for anarchy.

Atsumu: Yer entire personality is anarchy.

Hoshiumi: OH thIS TALL MOTHERFUCKER-

Hoshiumi: 'HOSHIUMI-SAN HOW'S THE VEIW DOWN THERE?'

Hoshiumi: INUNAKI DESERVES BETTER.

Adriah: ThaT WAS BARNES. WE'RE NOT INTERCHANGEABLE.

Hoshiumi: Oh. All tall people look the same to me.

Barnes: Like knees?

Hoshiumi: YOU BITCH-

Unicorn-Flowers: screw you guys. i swear to god kourai you're 5,8. i'm five feet tall.

Barnes: LMFAO I'M ALMOST TWO FEET TALLER THAN YOU.

Unicorn-Flowers: oh really i didn't realize that.

Yachi: They're so cute I love their height difference <33

Atsumu: HI YACCHAN.

Yachi: HI TSUMU BABE. I MISSED YOU.

Atsumu: I MISSED YA TOO OwO.

Yachi: but seriously like, three quaters of your team is gay. that has to be a record.

Atsumu: ugh, sadly no, i wish. but Shion is an anarchist and Adriah hasn't said anything about it so we're still in the dark.

Shion: and that's where you'll stay.

Atsumu: that was incredibly threatening step the fuck off-

Shion: you haven't even seen incredibly threatening yet-

Unicorn-Flowers: ALRIGHT THANK YOU SHION, ATSUMU. why don't we get some ratings for this...lovely couple?

Shion: Lovely? I think you mean hideous . 1/10.

Adirah: I have to agree. Shion is just an angry rat man with really soft hair. 2/10. (soft hair).

Yachi: 9/10 I really want this to be a thing.

Adirah: Young child, you want everything to be a thing.

Yachi: I'm literally an adult woman how are you guys not getting this?

Atsumu: I support it purely to piss off Shion. An' also cuz I think I'd get a lot of amusement from watchin' them tryta kiss. 7/10.

Shion: What did I do to you?

Atsumu: y'insulted my hair the first day we met.

Shion: That's fucking it?! it was a joke! I was a freaking joke!

Atsumu: Do ya know me?! I take everythin' seriously!

Osamu: yeah that's my fault sorry.

Hinata: have you guys ever thought of being nice to each other? Like, you know, having a pleasent relationship?

Atsumu: what...is that?

Osamu: yer talkin' outta yer ass now.

Hinata: I tried.

Suna: you shouldn't have. i gave up a long time ago.