haikyuu reacts to ships

Iwaizumi x Oikawa / Iwaoi

Iwa: say sike right fucking now.

Oikawa: Awwww Iwa-Chan Loves Me~ <3 

Iwa: Shittykawa. I. Will. Fuck. You. Up.

Oikawa: *purrs* mmm I can't wait

Hinata: what? Why would you want to get beat up?

Tsukshima: You're a total dumbass. They're talking about-

Suga: TOXIC MASCULINITY. *ahem* yes. this is what happens children. the tragedies of testosterone. 

Hinata: Oh no, what if I have testosterone?

Mattsun: I told you they were dating. But did anyone believe me? No. "There's no way Oikawa's gay, Mattsun!" remember that? The dude went as a cheerleader for Halloween unprompted. Yeah, not gay my ass. Pay up, bitches. 

Hanamaki: We never formally bet on that. What we bet on was whether or not Oikawa was a bottom. 

Mattsun: HE IS.

Hanamaki: HE'S THE CAPTAIN AND HE'S TALLER. 

Mattsun: ARE YOU INSANE HE RADIATES BOTTOM ENERGY. 

Hinata: Bottom of what?

Oikawa: mattsun no.

Ushijima: he should've come to shiratorizawa. 

Oikawa: no nO NO AUTHOR-CHAN WHY.

Unicorn-Flowers: what?? Look, people ship you guys he has to be in here to offer an alternate perspective! Also, Ushi hun, not the right subject. Scroll up. 

Ushijima: were they are not already dating ? i'm... i don't quite understand...

Oikawa: SEE HE'S NOT INTO ME, HE THINKS I'M DATING IWA-CAN. CAN HE GO AWAY NOW.

Unicorn-Flowers: that's not how this works-

Mattsun: YAHABA OWES ME 200 YEN-

Yahaba: WE MADE THAT BET IN HIGH SCHOOl-

Iwa: WE AREN'T DATING. AND I'M SORRY WHAT THE FUCK?

Unicorn-Flowers: does anybody have anything useful to say about this?

Oikawa: wow, someone is grumpy.

Unicorn-Flowers: sorry i'm just jaded from the bnha version of this book. i started out so innocent too...and then sero fucKING RUINED IT-

Hinata: who's sero?

Hanamaki: okay wait wait, but actually, do you like him?

Oikawa: Obviously ? 

Iwa: NO.

Everyone: ... 

Oikawa: I'M NOT CRYING MY EYES ARE SWEATING FUCK OFF-

Unicorn-Flowers: Iwa-Chan you fucking made him cry. I can't believe you've done this.

Iwa: Bitch he's the only one who gets to call me that.

Mattsun: And what is this? A development?

Unicorn-Flowers: yes, this definitely needs to be elaborated on in a later chapter. Keyword being LATER. seriously guys, it's like you don't know that each one of you has a million rarepairs attached to your name *smh*