haikyuu reacts to ships

Kuroo x Bokuto / Bokuroo

Bokuto: bro

Kuroo: brO

Bokuto: bRO

Kuroo: BRO

Bokuto: LOOK AT HOW FLY WE LOOK.

Kuroo: OUR STYLE IS ON POINT.

Akaashi: When did this happen?

Kuroo: Oh this? No this didn't happen but we look hella cute.

Bokuto: Damn straight.

Kuroo: Well, none of this is exactly straight but- Wait hold on, Akaashi, are you jealous?

Akaashi: What- No. I'm not a child, Kuroo.

Kuroo: Yeah, uh huh, sure, for sure.

Kuroo: Because I think we look good together, y'know.

Bokuto: Yeah, we're quite the aesthetic-

Kenma: you do?

Kuroo: hI KENMA-

Kenma: hi kuro ?

Tsukki: Okay but I thought this was a thing?

Bokuto: Really?

Tsukki: Uh, yeah, you guys were stuck together like glue at training camps and Akaashi always moped about it in a corner or something-

Akaashi: Okay I didn't do that-

Tsukki: Sure sure, and I'm a ray of fucking sunshine.

Kuroo: We only hung out a lot cuz we never gotta see each other outside of training camps.

Tsukki: Sure, and Bokuto can do math.

Bokuto: okay, low blow but he's telling the truth.

Tsukki: Yeah, and Kuroo's not sleazy.

Kuroo: can you stop doing that? You're being an asshole.

Tsukki: I don't know if you're aware but my main personality trait is dick which is just a subcategory of asshole. Get with the script, Kuroo.

Tsukki: Look, I'm just calling it like I see it, and this is how I see it: Bokuto and Kuroo have a thing and Akaashi's sad about it which is why all he ever did at training camp was sit in the corner with an dead expression on his face. Now am I wrong?

Kuroo: did you miss the part where Bokuto is school-girl pining for Akaashi?

Akaashi: did you miss the part where I'm dead inside which is why I look dead outside?

Kenma: did you miss the entire conversation about me and Kuroo?

Tsukki: I feel like now would be a good time to tell you guys that I don't actually listen to a word you guys say. It's all in one ear and out the other.

Kuroo: honestly, that explains a lot.

Yamaguchi: yeah, it's been that way forever.

Kuroo: how do you put up with it?

Yamaguchi: oh no, he listens to me. But only because he was mean to me one time and I started crying.

Kuroo: so all we have to do for him to be nice to us is cry in front of him?

Bokuto: hell no.

Akaashi: yeah, no.

Unicorn-Flowers: okay consensus reached: don't cry in front of Tsukishima. Can we get some ratings/opinions?

Kuroo: solid 8/10.

Akaashi: 2/10 it's-

Tsukki: I fucking told you so.

Bokuto: AHHHHGGHAASSSHIIII-

Akaashi: don't.

Oikawa: 7/10.

Tsukki: You're not a part of this.

Oikawa: honey, just look at me. Trust me, you want me here.

Unicorn-Flowers: Oikawa you're beautiful but seriously when did you get here.

Oikawa: now. duh?

Unicorn-Flowers: okay. Done deal. Anyway, moving on because tsUKISHIMA CAN'T BE A NICE PERSON FOR ONCE-

Tuskki: WHY ARE YOU BULLYING ME-

Unicorn-Flowers: BECAUSE YOU'RE BULLYING EVERYONE ELSE. NOW M O V I N G O N.