Bokuto x Kuroo x Oikawa / Bokurooi? Oibokuro? Where do vowels make sense?

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Kuroo: I...uh...no...

Bokuto: ʘ^ʘ ehhHHHHH-

Oikawa: i'll stick with iwa-chan thanks. but our hair, now that's worth this chapter.

Kuroo: You gotta point there. We look like hella rich bitches.

Bokuto: ಥ∀ಥ EHHHHHH-

Saeko: holy shit Oikawa's forearms- asgudhwauioufhsfoure-

Kuroo: That's it ? That's your one observation ?

Akaashi: They're pretty good forearms.

Yachi: I'm sorry we're not going to talk about Kuroo's forearms?

Yamaguchi: I'm trying to track the conversation but I don't know whose arms are whose.

Alisa: does it matter? LoOK at the definition.

Unicorn-Flowers: Does anyone have an opinion on the actual ship beyond Bokuto screaming? Like I don't mind talking about arms, they're very nice, but you guys are missing the point by a mile.

Saeko: Oh yeah, it's hot. No doubt.

Kuroo: Ehm, yah, I don't really...polyamory...

Bokuto: I dunno what that means but I literally just want 'Kaashi you don't understand how simple my cosmic request is-

Oikawa: Okay, I'm totally not opposed to being in a polyamorous relationship, and honestly, both of these guys are really hot, but I ALREADY FUCKING FOUND MY SOULMATE AND you keep trying to RIP ME AWAY FROM HIM.

Unicorn-Flowers: That's not my fault, I think he's just ignoring you.

Iwa: Yes that's it exactly.

Oikawa: Why couldn't I fall in love with someone who actually loves me.

Atsumu: when in doubt, just compile a list of all the people whose faces ya wouldn't get tired of an' start from the top.

Oikawa: Oh! Am I on your list?

Atsumu: hun, yer at the top of it.

Yachi: SHOW ME.

Atsumu: Oikawa, Kageyama, that Kuroo guy, Bokuto, Hinata-

Hinata: BOKKUN'S BEFORE ME?!

Bokuto: SOMEONE THINKS I'M HOTTER HINATA?!

Akaashi: i think you're hotter than hinata.

Unicorn-Flowers: what?

Bokuto: whAT-

Akaashi: what?

Sakusa: i'm not on the list ?

Atsumu: YER THE FUCKIN' REASON THE FUCKIN' LIST EXISTS-

Sakusa: heh. i know i just wanted to watch you be pathetic.

Atsumu: ASSHOLE-

Kuroo: hold on can we backpedal for a moment to what Akaashi said-

Yachi: Excuse me no I'm getting my daily dose of SakuAtsu Serotonin™.

Akane: OKay can we go back to the fact that this is the second hottest possible threesome? Replace Atsumu with Bokuto and you have the god trinity-

Yamamoto: Sis you're wrong it's Bokuto Suna and Kageyama like I don't know what you're thinking but-

Tanaka: Oof- the incorrectness must be hereditary, obviously it's Bokuto, Atsumu, and Hinata. Plus they all actually know each other personally so it acutally makes sense???

Alisa: *Akaashi, Sakusa, and Kenma I think that's what you meant.

Saeko: Well are we arguing aesthetics or dynamics because if it's both then obviously we're looking at Kuroo, Akaashi and Osamu-

Unicorn-Flowers: Oh My God This Isn't Fucking Build-A-Bear For Threesomes We Are Discussing Bokurooi.

Daichi: *Oibokuro.

Suga: It could also be Kurobooi or Kurooibo or Booikuro or-

Unicorn-Flowers: for my sanity, stop.

Yachi: Like, I'm emotionally invested in Bokuaka and Kuroken and Iwaoi ngl, but Bokurooi would have such a healthy dynamic. Like kuroo and oikawababe would tease each other and Bokuto would mediate but it's all in good fun, y'know?

Saeko: Yeah yeah, for sure. Like I honestly Bokuaka is a god-tier ship but Bokurooi just radiates "we're better than you and you can't do anything about it but suffer" vibes. They own it no lie.

Akane: No no no no, I have watched Kenma and Kuroo be in a state of constant gay panic for too many years now to have it ruined by Bokurooi.

Alisa: She's right it was really bad in Levochka's first year.

Unicorn-Flowers: I love it when the girls talk. You actually have Real Conversations© T^T.

Mattsun: Yeah but on the other hand it could go really bad because Oikawa's a ✨jealous bitch✨ and wouldn't be able to stand Bokuto and Kuroo giving each other attention.

Oikawa: I'm not saying mattsun's right, but i am saying that i better be the axis on which this relationship rotates or i'm more out of this than i am the closet.

Kuroo: It's fine it would never work anyway. Bo cries too much at everything to handle two people teasing him. That's why I have to be nice whenever Tsukki's around.

Unicorn-Flowers: being a kind human being? disgusting never heard of it. anyway, this is getting really long, so can we get some quick and concise ratings to wrap up?

Saeko: like 8/10 i like the potential dynamic.

Yachi: 2/10 sorry i'm too strict about shipping for this.

Akane: 1/10 just so kenma will stop BEING A LITTLE BITCH and FESS THE FUCK UP.

Kenma: *inhuman hissing noises*

Tanaka: dude your sister got hardcore.

Yamamoto: *shivers* oh no, she's always been that way.

Oikawa: 9/10. if I can't have the love of my life then neither can you guys.

Kuroo: Selfish Bastard.

Oikawa: Does that mean you'll date me?

Kuroo: I guess if Bo's into it. It's not like I got much to lose.

Bokuto: I DO AKAASHI'S LIKE-

Kuroo: "the moon and the stars" "the world" "the syrup on waffles" whatever that means. I know, i've been hearing your speech for the past decade of my life.

Bokuto: You still have like, seventy more years left so Suck It Up.

Unicorn-Flowers: oh my god y'all that was not quick nor concise we are officially moving on now-

Makki: but i have a literal list of insults i still need to use-

Unicorn-Flowers: S a v e I t.

Edit: YALL I MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY TO USE THIS AS THE FANART FOR THIS CHAPTER PLEASE ACCEPT MY HUMBLE APOLOGY

Edit: YALL I MISSED AN OPPORTUNITY TO USE THIS AS THE FANART FOR THIS CHAPTER PLEASE ACCEPT MY HUMBLE APOLOGY

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