haikyuu reacts to ships

Sakusa x Hinata x Atsumu / Sakuatsuhina?

Mattsun: And then God said, 'Alright, I'm out.'

Makki: Suga and Yachi should be happy, they both got what they wanted.

Yachi: N- This isn't- Your logic is-

Suga: No Hanamaki Takahiro.

Makki: Yikes. He played the full name card.

Suga: Let's assign theoretical values to these ships for a moment. If, in my not so humble opinion, Atsuhina is a solid 10/10, Sakuhina is a -1 and Sakuatsu is a -2 -

Sakusa: why does everything with me in it have a negative value-

Suga: Shh. Quiet coyote, hun. Anyway, that would mean that this ship has a negative value because it has not one, but TWO negatives in it.

Yachi: Actually, by your logic, since this ship also includes Atsuhina, it not only negates the negatives of the other two ships but leaves the end result at a positive 7/10, so...

Suga: ...

Suga: i have made a grave error-

Oikawa: Okay, but wouldn't Bokuatsuhina make so much more sense though, because Bokuhina already shares a brain cell and Atsumu is emotionally flexible enough to fit right in-

Alisa: the ultimate sunshine ship.

Sakusa: good. please feel free to leave me out of this.

Akane: no, no. This is better. And i'm not just being salty over Bokutsuki this time. I mean for real. Sakusa can add a subdued edge to the relationship whereas substituting him for Bokuto would throw the whole thing into chaos.

Atsumu: or maybe we could just not talk about this at all cuz it's never gonna happen ?

Hinata: But why Tsumu-Kun!!? This way, you and Omi-San can be together and I can be like...the facilitator!! Like the pastor at a wedding!!

Atsumu: i don't think ya...no that...i-

Sakusa: that's not how this works.

Bokuto: Shouyou-Kun, you've got this all wrong.

Hinata: *innocent babie* What? Why is everyone looking at me like that? I don't understand. O^O

Daichi + Meian: Why don't we keep it that way?

Daichi + Meian: What the fuck?

Daichi + Meian: Stop that-

Yachi: now we can add Meian-San to the list of people who have adopted Sho.

Alisa: I will admit that I like Sakuatsu, Atsuhina, and Sakuhina pretty much equally, but putting them all together isn't exactly what I had in mind.

Sakusa: can i just leave and let them do their thing?

Suga: PLEASE DO THAT-

Yachi: NO DON'T DO THAT SHO SHOULD LEAVE.

Hinata: WHY ARE YOU EXCLUDING ME???

Yachi: DO YOU HAVE ROMANTIC ATTACHMENTS TO EITHER SAKUSA OR TSUMUBABE???

Hinata: NO BUT-

Yachi: ARE YOU POLYAMOROUS?

Hinata: I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS-

Suga: *whispering* look ok if Atsumu left i'd also be fine with that-

Yachi: Oh so it's just Sakuatsu you're against?

Suga: no I'm against Sakusa in general but I've given up trying to convince Shouyou he can do better.

Hinata: OHMY GOD I TOLD YOU I LIKED KAGEYAMA ONE TIME IN HIGH SCHOOL AND NOW YOU CAN'T LET IT-

Yachi: sorry you WHAT?

Kageyama: wait wait back up-

Atsumu: holy shit wait go back.

Bokuto: *high pitched screaming*

Noya: SAY THAT AGAIN??

Oikawa: can you run that by me one more time chief?

Tendou: Goddamn i fucking knew it. Satori strikes again.

Kuroo: we all saw it coming.

Kenma: u told Suga before u told me ? bitch why do u think we're friends. i just sit here and soak up your secrets like a sponge and u cheat me like this how dare u-

Hinata: I- ...I MEANT A DIFFERENT KAGEYAMA!?!

Mattsun: nice recovery.

Makki: cha cha real smooth.

Tsukishima: fucking lair but nice try.

Unicorn-Flowers: Why don't we just rate Sakuatsuhina, huh? How does that sound?

Mattsun: like hell.

Makki: honestly boring.

Unicorn-Flowers: Right well it was a rhetorical question so...

Yachi: 1/10 Normally I wouldn't mind it but I can't get over the fact that it's literally Sakuatsu just with like...that little extra bit-

Hinata: ow. you just stabbed me in my pride.

Akane: okay but like it's honestly a 6/10 for me. it doesn't infringe on Bokutsuki and it's actually kinda hot.

Alisa: I mean, I still prefer either Sakuatsu or Atsuhina, but I get what you're saying...

Saeko: h o t -

Atsumu: this is why we can't have nice things.

Sakusa: what nice things?

Atsumu: me.

Sakusa: Hinata is the nicest thing about this ship and we both know it.

Atsumu: ...actually i can't argue with that.

Yachi: SAKUATSU BONDING DAYS-

Noya: BASTARD BOYS BASTARD BOYS BASTARD BOY-

Unicorn-Flowers: alright that might be enough...whatever...for you. seriously what are you guys on??

Noya: caffeine.

Hinata: sugar.

Mattsun: the high of being alive.

Unicorn-Flowers: Let's Stop Here For The Sake Of Everyone.