haikyuu reacts to ships

Yahaba x Shirabu / if anyone knows the ship name for this please-

(A/N - this is for DAhghter, Haikyuu_dork10, and sincerely_angell!)

Shirabu: shiiiit is that the guy from Seijoh with the really good hair?

Oikawa: that's me hun.

Yahaba: it's actually not.

Oikawa: I feel HURT and BETRAYED-

Iwa: good.

Oikawa: IWA-CHAN WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS.

Iwa: remember when we were seven and you said, 'Iwa-Chan look at this massive puddle! Wanna bet who can make the bigger splash?' then didn't give me a chance to say no and jumped in the puddle anyway, drenching me with sewer water?

Oikawa: i literally have no memory of that.

Iwa: well that's why.

Oikawa: Is our entire relationship based on that one moment?

Iwa: yeah pretty much. i got a staph infection.

Mattsun: so we're not going to talk about the fact that Yahaba looks really good with the second hottest player on Shiratorizawa?

Shiarbu: if the first is Semi i'll fucking murder us both.

Mattsun: *first sorry slip of the tongue.

Shirabu: you're fucking typing this shit-

Suga: well, right, except that you're both wrong because the hottest player on Shiratorizawa is Ushijima what are you...?

Yachi: you're forgetting about Tendou-

Unicorn-Flowers: Right, so, before you guys get into this, I'm just gonna like, cut this off. Can you talk about the ship please?

Saeko: You passed up Kyoutani for this guy?

Yahaba: I'm sorry didn't you forget? Kyoutani's "straight"

Kyoutani: Don't do that.

Yahaba: What, I'm saying what you want. You're "straight"

Kyoutani: FUCKING STOP THAT I'LL PUNCH YOU IN THE DICK.

Alisa: they've got the aesthetics nailed. very Pretty Boy. like, I think they'd look really good in pastels...

Akane: yeah! And Shriabu would totally love playing with Yahaba's hair.

Saeko: Okay yes, but what about Kyoutani? Riddle me this.

Yahaba: OKay is this gonna be a thing cause like-

Saeko: You Fucking Know It Is Bitch.

Yachi: They would have such a nice multi-team family!! Aww it would be so cutE! Shiratorizawa and Seijoh bonding dayS!!!!

Yahaba: Are you kidding? Shiratorizawa's adopting me no questions asked. Bye Oikawa.

Oikawa: seriously why-

Tendou: Okay to be fair, Yahaba, we didn't ask for you, we asked for Oikawa...

Oikawa: SEE AT LEAST SOMEONE WANTS ME.

Ushijima: so you admit you should've come to Shiratori-

Oikawa: SHIT I FUCKED UP NO I TAKE IT BACk-

Iwa: TOO GODDAMN LATE GOODBYE MOTHERFUCKER.

Oikawa: IWA-CHAN NO YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO LOVE ME.

Iwa: FUCKING SEWER WATER-

Kenma: the picture on top is kinda cute tho...

Kuroo: *tilts head* they both look so cute and innocent-

Oikawa: Yahaba makes more sex jokes than I do and I called Iwa-Chan 'daddy' for an entire week just to get a rise.

Kuroo: how well did that work out?

Oikawa: Horribly. He ignored me for six days then punched me on the seventh.

Mattsun: It was really uncomfortable for a week but damn was the payoff worth it.

Semi: Shirabu isn't innocent. Trust me.

Shirabu: I SWEAR TO GOD IF YOU TELL THEM-

Semi: relax babe my lips are sealed-

Saeko: so...so many things to unpack here.

Yachi: DID YOU JUST CALL HIM BABE-

Akane: WHAT WAS THE THING.

Semi: oh shit look at the time-

Saeko: IT'S FIVE IN THE AFTERNOON PUSH IT THE FUCK BACK.

Unicorn-Flowers: Why don't we rate this!! :D

Oikawa: 7/10 but Kyouhaba's still better.

Iwa: Yahaba's an adult he can make his own decisions.

Akane: I'M NOT READY TO LET THIS GO-

Semi: i honestly can't remember what you're talking about, I rate this 5/10 'cause that's a damn aesthetic right there.

Shirabu: I'm not even gonna lie to you I'd rather eat a bucket of lard-

Yahaba: YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW ME.

Shirabu: EXACTLY.

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay, we're going to end this whole thing right now because someone's gonna get pissed real soon and-

Saeko: WHAT WAS THE THING YOU WERE TALKING ABOUT-

Yahaba: I'M A FUCKING SNACK YOU DICK.

Oikawa: IWA-CHAN I'M SORRY ABOUT THE PUDDLE THING BUT I WAS SIX YEARS OLD-

Yahaba: A BUCKET OF LARD WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU-

Unicorn-Flowers: STOP. Talking. please. it's fine. i'm calm. this is fine. but it's stopping now.

Everyone: ...

Akane: ...did the thing have to do with touching Semi's-