haikyuu reacts to ships

Bokuto x Akaashi / Bokuaka

Bokuto: AGGGGHHHHASHIIIIIII

Akaashi: what-

Bokuto: OH MY GOD HE'S SO HOT

Akaashi: wait-

Oikawa: actually you're right, he's not bad to look at.

Akaashi: hold on-

Bokuto: aahhhHHHHHHHHHH

Akaashi: bokuto-san what are you talking about? 

Kuroo: You seriously don't know?

Akaashi: know what? 

Kuroo: He's had a crush on you since he met you.

Akaashi: w h at? b okuto - sa n why the fuck didn't you tell me this before?

Bokuto: Because in high school we had to change in the same locker room every day. And then everyone would've been like 'ew he's gay he's going to look at my nipples' or something and I would be like, no actually i'm only looking at-

Kuroo: I think he get's the point.

Hinata: I knew there was something going on with you guys! 

Akaashi: What?

Hinata: yeah! 'Cause you guys had a ton of chemistry on-court and you only get that kind of chemistry if-

Bokuto: Oh, I see! You mean like you and Kageyama-san?

Hinata: nO thaT IS NOT THE SAME THING-

Atsumu: I see Hinata's still lyin' to himself. Lovely. In other news, Bo, yer a coward. 

Bokuto: AM NOT I WAS MAKING A RATIONAL DECISION! 

Atsumu: Buryin' yer feelings is not a rational decision. 

Bokuto: WHY. Sakkun does it all the time.

Atsumu: Omi Omi doesn't have feelings-

Sakusa: Yes I do. Very potent ones, in fact.

Atsumu: Oh really? Of what?

Sakusa: Perptual and unending disgust.

Atsumu: My point exactly. BO DON'T YA WANT TO BE HAPPY?

Bokuto: I AM HAPPY. 

Akaashi: wait, do I get to say anything about this?

Atsumu: NO. 

Hinata: I'm really rooting for you guys!

Akaashi: you don't even know if I like guys-

Unicorn-Flowers: Oh honey, you're honestly telling me you're not gay?

Hinata: I give it a solid 9/10.

Bokuto: Nine?!

Hinata: Revenge is best served on a cold plate.

Unicorn-Flowers: totally wrong, but E for effort. Anway, Bokuaka (yes, I'm addressing both of you), love you guys, but we should probably start moving on. I really hope you work this out, though, for both your sake and mine.