haikyuu reacts to ships

Kenma x Yachi / Kenyachi

Yachi: I mean like, yes, but also a hard no. Nothing against Kenma but I'm invested in Kuroken on an emotional level to the point where it will literally crush my soul if they don't get a happily ever after. Do you want to crush my soul? Is that what you're after-

Kuroo: i agREE WITH YACHI- *cough* I agree with yachi.

Kenma: we look like we could be brother and sister. it's weird. our eyes are literally the same color.

Yachi: i literally came out to everyone like one chapter ago it's not like i can take it back now-

Unicorn-Flowers: the fandom ships what it ships. I'm sorry Angel, but it's necessary.

Kenma: what part of me says heterosexual?

Kuroo: nothing except the part where you live in a heteronormative society.

Kenma: so i'm straight because statistics say i am?

Kuroo: I mean, yeah, kinda.

Kenma: ok cool. titties.

Unicorn-Flowers: I'm pretty sure that's not how- you know what, we'll just let that be.

Yachi: I'm sorry Kenma, you're not allowed to be a member of the 'I Adore Women' fanclub because that 'titties' was insincere at best.

Kenma: fuck.

Unicorn-Flowers: what is going on? You guys were supposed to be better than bnha?

Sakusa: shut up we're better than everyone.

Atsumu: can't argue with those facts.

Unicorn-Flowers: Not Momo.

Hinata: Author-Chan, we don't know who that is.

Unicorn-Flowers: she's a goddess. shut up about it.

Oikawa: They're so cute oh my goddd look how tiny and blond they are!

Iwa: Are those the only two factors for you?

Unicorn-Flowers: you know they're actually of average height in America?

Oikawa: bUT THEY'RE SO SMOLL-

Unicorn-Flowers: SAYS YOU YOU'RE A FUCKING GIANT ASS-

Iwa: Hey! YOU DON'T GET TO TALK TO SHITTYKAWA LIKE THAT.

Unicorn-Flowers: BUT YOU JUST- I DON'T UNDERSTAND YOUR GUYS' RELATIONSHIP.

Yaku: Kenma's dating Karasuno's manager? Damn, that's a wholeass betrayal.

Kenma: We're not dating. You are literally so far behind.

Yaku: yeah cuz i've been trying to ignore you guys for the past half an hour but you wON'T SHUT UP.

Kuroo: Give up Yaku.

Yaku: Never. The world will burn first.

Oikawa: Can we rate this?

Unicorn-Flowers: STOP STEALING MY FUCKING LINE-

Kenma: 2/10. Two because she's adorable.

Kuroo: I don't think I'm legally allowed to rate anything with Kenma in it.

Yachi: That's a good call.

Oikawa: 7/10 they're so cute i want to hold them both and be the godfather to their adorable children.

Hinata: IF ANYONE'S GOING TO BE THE GOD FATHER TO THEIR CHILDREN IT'S ME BECAUSE THEY'RE BOTH MY BEST FRIENDS.

Yachi: How bout you can BOTH be godfathers because I love and treasure you both!!

Kenma: wait- no- we're not having kids- we're not even together-

Unicorn-Flowers: I would've liked to end on Yachi's sweet sentiment, but since Kenma had to get his last thoughts in i guess we'll just have to end here. See you in the next chapter luvs~!