haikyuu reacts to ships

Daichi x Suga / Daisuga

Noya: MOM AND DAD GOT MARRIED.

Hinata: IknewitIknewitIknewitIknewitIknewitIknewitI-

Daichi: Woah woah woah, okay, Suga and I are not together. n-Not that I don't like him. Like that. I MEAN NOT THAT I DO- I mean, i'm not straight- shit I meant i'm not gay- I think- you know this- I- *has a coughing fit*

Suga: do you need a minute?

Daichi: y es th an k yo u-

Tsukki: well well well, i vaguely remember telling you about this Tanaka, did I not? I don't remember, what did you say? Oh yes, 'don't be stupid, Tsukishima.' Who's fucking stupid now? Bitch.

Tanaka: IT WAS COMPLETELY FAIR AT THE TIME-

Suga: it was?

Ennoshita: no no, suga has a point. was there ever a time when you were convinced suga was straight?

Tanaka: I mean...

Ennoshita: Yuck, heteronormativity-

Tanaka: THAT'S nOT faIR YOu KNOW i don'T KNOW THAT woRD.

Kuroo: Awe that's cute. I'm happy for ya Dai.

Bokuto: I ToLD YOU THERE WAS SOMETHING GOING ON AAGAHHAASHIII

Akaashi: You think there's something going on between everyone and their setter.

Bokuto: That's because ninety percent of the time THERE IS. I mean, just look at Sakkun and-

Sakusa: I'll murder you in your sleep. Don't test me.

Kageyama: this was happening?

Noya: How the hell did you not know? They literally made it so obvious-

Daichi: I don't think we did- I mean, there wasn't anything- Fuck it you know what I'm trying to say...

Hinata: Kage-butthead wouldn't know his own hand if it slapped him in the face.

Kageyama: Say that again, dumbass Hinata. Do it. Catch these hands.

Oikawa: AWWEE I SWEAR TO GOD DAICHI YOU FINALLY FOUND YOURSELF A GOOD MAN. IF YOU DON'T MARRY HIM-

Daichi: oh my god-

Asahi: I'm so happy for you Daichi!

Kiyoko: Me too, you deserve this.

Yachi: Yeah! You guys are so adorable together I'm screaming!

Daichi: *in tears* i told you we're not dating-

Suga: Look, me and Dai aren't dating, but I'll be real honest with you, he is super hot. And i'm super gay. You can't hurt me, Author-Chan.

Unicorn-Flowers: I would never willingly, but don't tempt fate hun.

Yachi: 10/10!

Noya: 11/10 !!!!

Hinata: *inhuman screeching*

Diachi: I ALREADY TOLD YOU-

Unicorn-Flowers: ANd that's all for this chapter, folks~ i'm thinking i'm going to have to budget more words per chapter if these guys can't just s h u t u p p l e a s e- Anyway, a problem for another time, see you in the next chapter!