haikyuu reacts to ships

Kenma x Akaashi / Kenaka

Bokuto: NO.

Kuroo: NAH.

Bokuto: wait but actually it's kinda-

Kuroo: I know right?

Bokuto: Like wholesomely cute but also...

Kuroo: sorta hot...?

Kenma: what?

Akaashi: what?

Bokuto: But at the same time hell no.

Kuroo: Yeah, we're on the same page.

Bokuto: They just don't fit together.

Kuroo: Like mismatched puzzle pieces.

Suga: You guys do realize you're just echo-chambering each other's opinion's right? Like, you're just in the endless vaccum of mutual jealousy-

Bokuto: wHAT I'M NOT JEALOUS. It's jUST A CRUSH YOU DON'T JUST GET JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU LIKE SOMEONE-

Kuroo: YEAH AND JUST HAVING A CRUSH ON SOMEONE DOESN'T MEAN YOU'RE SOULMATES OR WHATEVER LIKE-

Oikawa: you guys are literally shouting which is basically confirmation-

Kenma: I actually like it. We're very aesthetic.

Akaashi: He's right. We do look good together.

Bokuto: KuroO'S CHOKING WHAT HAVE YOU DONE-

Akaashi: payback's a bitch.

Bokuto: WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU AFTER HIGH SCHOOL.

Akaashi: nothing i've always been this way. I was just nice to you-

Hinata: IS IT BECAUSE YOU LIKED HIM?!

Akaashi: bokuto-san was my best friend of course i-

Bokuto: WHAT DO YOU MEAN WAS?!

Akaashi: we were talking retrospectivly- you know what, i'm just going to stop talking now.

Unicorn-Flowers: I'm sorry that's a no no.

Akaashi: w..hat?

Unicorn-Flowers: Like a fly with honey, a spider with its web, you're trapped bitch. Sorry but actually not. People love you. So you stay.

Akaashi: oh god-

Bokuto: AKHGHAAASHIIIII-

Yachi: no, but they do actually look pretty good together. I mean, don't get me wrong, I've invested my heart and soul in Kuroo and Kenma, but Kenma and Akaashi just give off those 'we're better than you vibes'. y'know?

Alisa: true true.

Akane: they're just so put together.

Alisa: and he's holding a little onigiri. so cute!!

Saeko: model days for Kenaka.

Yaku: damn kuroo got straight up salughtered.

Unicorn-Flowers: so this is the only time you show up willingly? When Kuroo is in suffering?

Yaku: yeah, pretty much.

Unicorn-Flowers: good to know-

Kuroo: HOW IS THAT GOOD TO KNOW?!

Unicorn-Flowers: welcome back to the land of the living.

Bokuto: caN WE MOVE ON FROM THIS NOw plEASE??

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay okay, but first, ratings?

Kuroo: 3/10.

Bokuto: THREE?!

Kuroo: WHAT THEY'RE NOT WRONG THEY ARE SORT OF AESTHETIC.

Bokuto: OKAY FINE.

Yaku: 10/10

Kuroo: you're doing this just to spite me.

Yaku: yes, absolutely, one hundred percent without a doubt.

Unicorn-Flowers: Can we hear from some of the girls?? Haikyuu girls are goddesses prove me wrong (hint: you cannot. give up now).

Alisa: I think they're adorable! But poor Kuroo. 7/10.

Akane: yeah, Alisa's way nicer than I am, sorry Kuroo I gotta give it 9.

Yamamoto: Akane no you'll kill him-

Unicorn-Flowers: Actually Yamamoto's right. I'm going to cut this off before we murder the second hottest person in Haikyuu.

Kuroo: I'm sorry second-