haikyuu reacts to ships

Iwaizumi x Daichi / Iwadai

(A/N - this is for Funtime_Blueberry!)

Tsukki: they look exactly the same.

Suga: whAt no THEY doN'T.

Tanaka: how blind are you?

Tsukki: 7

Tanaka: that's not-

Oikawa: excuse you Iwa-Chan is much prettier than Daichi.

Daichi: ouch i would lie and say you're wrong but i can't.

Suga: Oikawa, I beg to differ.

Oikawa: then Beg.

Kuroo: what... the fuck was that?

Mattsun: he was either being blatantly sexual or intentionally threatening and you'll never know which one. sometimes it's both.

Makki: that's the scary part.

Yachi: Kawa-Chan holds so much power I don't know how he doesn't run the world yet.

Mattsun: as much as I hate to admit it, this is truth.

Makki: ah yes, but consider this: Iwaizumi legally owns Oikawa's soul, so who's pulling the strings really?

Hinata: ShIT.

Saeko: can we talk about how domestic they'd be though?

Tendou: Fair point fair point. Plus, they're like, actual adults.

Mattsun: oh my god you're right. they acutally matured along the normal path they're supposed to and got stable jobs and shit-

Makki: haha i wonder what that's like

Tsukki: not sorry but this ship is Bland.

Oikawa: Excuse You take that back nothing with Iwa-Chan in it is ever Bland

Kuroo: damn Tsukki really drank the dead sea for breakfast.

Tsukki: Yeah to go with the light from young childrens' eyes. Gotta have a full meal to start the day. What's your point.

Natsu: right okay but who would do which household chores is the real question?

Kageyama: Daichi would clean. He can't cook for shit.

Daichi: That's not true?!

Kageyama: You made me cupcakes for my birthday and they tasted like ass.

Daichi: You said you liked them!?

Kageyama: yeah because you did something nice for me. that was like, ten years ago. the truth can't hide forever.

Saeko: Kageyama dropping in with unsolicited brutality is my new aesthetic.

Akane: I dunno though...wouldn't Daichi being a cop kind of be difficult? I mean, you never know if one day he might get shot or...I dunno just seems rough to me.

Iwa: nah, if we ever got married I'd be hella supportive. look if that's his passion in life, gotta back it up, right?

Oikawa: You talk like you're already married?!?

Iwa: what if we are? you wouldn't know, would you?

Daichi: we're not-

Oikawa: THAT'S NOT FAR DAICHI DIDN'T HAVE TO ENDURE YEARS OF RELENTLESS TEASING FOR TRUE LOVE HE CAn'T JUST SWOOP IN AND STEAL YOU.

Daichi: i'm not stealing anyone-

Mattsun: Daichi that's just playing dirty my friend. Oikawa wasted twenty-seven years for this bitch and bam you come in here with your glorious fucking abs-

Oikawa: Excuse you I have abs.

Atsumu: no, no abs are my thing-

Hinata: your thing is thighs are you insane??

Sakusa: i second that.

Kuroo: But Akaashi's thing is thighs?

Konoha: No, Akaashi's thing is eyes duh. Mans gots gorgeous motherfuckin' eyes.

Bokuto: Akaashi's thing is everything, eyes included.

Akane: but what about Kenma's eyes???

Suga: Can we just agree there are not enough body parts for the amount of people present and move on?

Daichi: Suga, this isn't trick-or-treating for anatomy.

Mattsun: hey kids we're all out of limbs but can I interest you in a toe? I'll give you the littlest piggy?

Makki: godDAMMIt Matsukawa I literally got here early for that right arm you promised me. What BITCH did you give it to huh?

Yahaba: I am not a BITCH I paid good cash for that arm.

Kyoutani: Trick-or-treating is supposed to be free??

Mattsun: not in today's economy man.

Kunimi: or at least about candy...

Makki: you think my severed arm ain't a damn snacc? fuck you.

Alisa: how did we get here?

Yachi: Seijoh. are you honestly surprised?

Saeko: yeah, actually. I would've expected this shit from Karasuno.

Shirabu: if it was Karasuno there'd actually be a severed arm.

Unicorn-Flowers: Hahah i know we all miss Spooky Season, but maybe we could get back on track with some ratings? You know, before any actual arms get severed and author-chan has to do a lot of unnecessary paperwork?

Mattsun: boring but fine. I give it a solid 6/10. doesn't have the dynamic i like but it's rock fuckin' solid.

Oikawa: 0/10 i didn't spend two decades of my life building up romantic tension only have it wrecked by this masterpiece of a man-

Daichi: did you just call me a masterpiece?

Oikawa: no shut up.

Shirabu: 8/10 but only for the butterfly effect it'll have on the iwaoi and daisuga comm.

Yachi: So you're a sadist then?

Shirabu: can't change what you are.

Tendou: jokes on u Semi's into that shit.

Shirabu: *chokes*

Aran: Right, okay, anjda know this how?

Semi: Shiratorizawa's graduation party was fucking wild man.

Ushijima: And you two...had intercourse?

Tendou: what? no.

Yachi: I'M SO CONFUSED THEN HOW DID YOU-

Semi: please stop asking questions ō-ō

Tendou: one day i'mma tell them and Ruin You.

Semi: please i thought you loved me ??

Tendou: O-O not that much my friend.

Unicorn-Flowers: alright! well this took a terrifying turn! please! please i want out! we're done now! :)

Tendou: you may be done with the past but the past isn't done with you Eita.

Semi: that thot can come at me I ain't scared.

Unicorn-Flowers: i said we're done.

Tendou: you fool. nothing is ever truly over-