haikyuu reacts to ships

Bokuto x Daichi / Bokudai

Yachi: OH MY GOD THEIR T H I G H S-

Atsumu: that's hot.

Bokuto: oooohhhh!! I remember Daichan!

Saeko: ugh oh my god literally why are you so adorable? Yachi literally opens with 'them thighs' and you swoop in with 'HI DAICHAN!' What the fuck.

Bokuto: We used to hang out together in high school!

Kuroo: This like, makes a lot of sense but it also...doesn't. I mean, I think it makes sense because they spent a lot of time together in high school, but it also doesn't because Daichi would have a psychotic break with reality like three weeks into their relationship.

Kenma: poor guy just wouldn't be able to handle it.

Suga: They would be cute until Bokuto went into his first Emo Mood™ and that would be it. Daichi could barely handle Tanaka and Noya.

Daichi: C'mon I'm not that uptight.

Hinata: No No, you're terrifying.

Yamaguchi: yeah, I mean, you're really nice, but when you snap, you s n a p.

Kuroo: Yeah, and Bo has way of breaking people in half if you don't have the emotional fortitude to withstand him.

Bokuto: uHM OUCH.

Kuroo: I'M SORRY BO IT'S TRUE YOU'RE A SUPER SWEET GUY JUST A LOT TO HANDLE SOMETIMES PLEASE DON'T CRY-

Bokuto: What? I'm not crying? I'm emotionally mature-

Atsumu: Don't believe him he's bawlin'.

Bokuto: why would you out me like that?

Makki: holy thighs-

Mattsun: no, not holy. they are sinners. pray to the thigh gods for forgiveness for you hath stolen their thiccness.

Kuroo: WHAT. WHAT DOES THIS EVEN MEaN. ARE YOU GUYS EVEN REAL PEOPLE? ARE YOU JUST FIGMENTS OF A FEVER DREAM? WHAT-

Makki: who really knows at this point.

Yachi: Okay, I say this with love, but literally how did Bokkun get this far in his career?

Hinata: BIG MUSCLES.

Kuroo: Akaashi Keiji.

Akaashi: He's terrified of failure.

Atsumu: Ya'll are so mean he's good at volleyball too!

Bokuto: THANK YOU TSUM-TSUM.

Kuroo: you can't deny though, those other ones also apply.

Bokuto: ....maybe-

Unicorn-Flowers: okay but outside their thighs and Daichi's psychotic breaks, what do you actually think of them? We seriously need to stay on track. You guys de-evolve so quickly.

Yachi: I think they'd be cute because Bokkun would ramble and Daichi might actually listen and respond, y'know? 'Cause that's just the kind of person Daichi is! He always listens to you even when he thinks your boring!

Daichi: What? I never thought you guys were boring-

Suga: Don't even lie Dai. You can tell because you look like you're in suffering but still trying to be a good person.

Hinata: I think if they could get passed the the frustration, they would have a really nice dynamic!!! All fluffy wuffy and UwU!!!!

Unicorn-Flowers: See? That's the kind of sweet sentiment we're looking for in this book. Now why can't you heathens follow Hinata's lead? Why don't we get some ratings?

Daichi: 5/10 like, Bokuto is nice and all, but we haven't even really spoken since high school...so...

Akaashi: 2/10 I say this from experience, Bokuto-San would destroy him.

Hinata: 8/10 they're so cute together!!!!!!

Saeko: 8/10 - thighs-

Kenma: shouyou you literally rate every ship above 5. why.

Hinata: I dunno...because they're all cute!!!!!

Saeko: Man, your glasses aren't just rose colored they're fucking hot pink.

Kuroo: 0/10. Look, I want happiness for my bro, but he's cried over Akaashi so many times you have no idea. So like, if they don't end up together I'll just dig my own grave and lie in it.

Kenma: drama queen.

Kuroo: you're right I am a queen.

Kenma: true that.

Unicorn-Flowers: aww can we just end on that wholesome display of friendship? Please? No more snarky remarks or whatever Mattsun or Makki were spewing-

Mattsun: we-

Unicorn-Flowers: nope, I don't even wanna know. We're moving on now thank you for your vaguely distrubing contribution.