haikyuu reacts to ships

Oikawa x Suga / Oisuga

(A/N - This was originally coming up much later, but multiple people requested it so I moved it up a bit. For PearMochi and KOUJIRIN!)

Yachi: okay but just saying, if men could have biological children theirs would be gods.

Saeko: pretty boys being pretty together.

Akane: their hair looks so soft please-

Oikawa: I love your beauty mark, it's adorable.

Suga: I love your hair, it's perfect.

Mattsun: Well you guys are absolutely adorable but there is a pressing issue we need to address-

Makki: -they are both bottoms.

Unicorn-Flowers: it's too early in the chapter for you guys.

Mattsun: We like to get a jump on things.

Iwa: says the guy who ignored all his homework and graduated his third year on tests alone.

Mattsun: I graduated didn't I.

Iwa: how are you so smart and so dumb at the same time?

Mattsun: the same way me and Makki are together and not together at the same time:

Makki: -No one really knows for sure.

Iwa: horrible but whatever.

Yahaba: Personally, I'm of the belief that Oikawa's only a bottom with Iwaizumi because Iwaizumi is the only one who can put the arrogant bitch in his place.

Oikawa: OUch but you're not wrong.

Suga: Kawa-Chan, you're pretty-

Oikawa: But you like a guy with handcuffs? I gotchu babe.

Iwa: What the fuck did we just say about 'Kawa-Chan' ?

Noya: Did you mean, 'what the fuck did i just say about Kawa-Chan because i'm a jealous baby who can't deal with some harmless flirting'?

Iwa: Did you mean, 'please Iwaizumi don't hurt me i didn't mean that'?

Daichi: Unrelated but did Oikawa just call Suga babe?

Oikawa: why does that bother you~? 😉

Suga: Honestly appreciate the effort Oikawa-San, but I can hit on Daichi myself-

Kuroo: Really? Cuz you've been doing a piss poor job of it so far. Seriously hurry it up a bit. You guys are the slowest moving will-they-won't-they couple I've ever been forced to bear witness to.

Daichi: just stick with won't they-

Suga: My life is seriously not one you want to make a reality TV show out of. I teach children. Where would the drama come from?

Kuroo: Lacey stealing Kasey's butterfly hair clip obviously.

Suga: I can't tell if that was a joke or not cause that just happened two days ago between Alex and Kaori so...

Kuroo: wow i'm like a fucking psychic...

Noya: It could also come from the love triangle of Iwaizumi, Suga, and Oikawa.

Yachi: Actually, it's more like a love square. Don't forget about Daichi-San!

Tsukishima: are you guys serious? That's a love line. Iwaizumi <-> Oikawa <-> Suga <-> Daichi. For your logic to work, Daichi and Iwaizumi would also have to be mad horny for each other. Boom, get out-logiced. Bitches don't know their shapes.

Mattsun: it's biig brayene time-

Tsukishima: if you ever bring that cursed-ass spelling of the word 'brain' around me again I Will Eat You.

Mattsun: please daddy~

Oikawa: *shrieks*

Tsukishima: yo there a graveyard around here where i can bury myself alive?

Iwaizumi: Burn it. Fucking burn it.

Yachi: the book?

Iwaizumi: The Fandom.

Kuroo: Dude it was already on fire before we got here.

Unicorn-Flowers: OKAY, while that was fun (not really), why don't we get some ratings?

Yachi: I say 8/10! They've got the aesthetics down, and I think that Suga-Chan is sweet and docile enough to handle Oikawa's flamboyant personality!

Daichi: HaH, Suga?? Sweet and Docile? Have you seen him when Hinata's grades started slipping??

Tanaka: Nah Nah Nah 4/10 because Oikawa is pretty hot, but Suga belongs with Daichi.

Hinata: 10/10!!! Suga-Chan and the Great King would be so good together!!!😤

Mattsun: Haha, Hinata, but would they though?

Makki: as someone who's had to put up with Iwaoi for all of high school, I will literally cry if they don't end up together. I don't think you understand until you've had to endure-

Hinata: TEN OUT OF TEN.

Unicorn-Flowers: Alrighty then! Thank you Hinata, but I think we should start wrapping this up! And please, Mattsun, Makki, can you at least make your sexual comments a little less blatant?

Mattsun: No promises *finger guns*

Unicorn-Flowers: How bout I put it like this: Make your sexual comments less blatant or I'll ban you.

Mattsun: Again, no promises *finger guns* your threats are small scale Author-Chan.

Makki: Yeah, I mean seriously, we're legally not allowed to step foot in any McDonald's anywhere after the thing happened.

Unicorn-Flowers: The thing? What thing?

Makki: Well this has been fun-

Unicorn-Flowers: Makki what thing?

Makki: But we out. see y'all in the next chapter *salutes*

Unicorn-Flowers: HANAMAKI WHAT THING.