haikyuu reacts to ships

Hoshiumi x Hirugami / Hiruhoshi

(A/N - this is for sugawarasthebest! Also I'm so sorry it's taken me so long to get to all these requests. I know there are a lot more and I promise I'm getting to them and haven't forgotten about them!)

Hinata: HOSHIUMI HAS A BOYFRIEND?!

Hoshiumi: BEFORE YOU HAHA FUCKING SUCK IT I WIN-

Yachi: Excuse me, don't ignore Kageyama-San, that's mean!

Kageyama: absolutely do ignore kageyama-san-

Atsumu: holy shit that was so smooth.

Yachi: I learned from the best~

Bokuto: It's like Oikawa-Kun and Tsum-Tsum adopted Yacchan-

Oikawa: So that would mean we're married then?

Atsumu: We're not having a beach wedding those are gross.

Oikawa: I don't care as long as I get to wear the dress.

Atsumu: Okay then I wanna throw the flower-thing.

Oikawa: The bouquet, dear.

Atsumu: Yer on, darlin'.

Yachi: :D

Everyone:...

Iwa:...

Sakusa: what the fuck just happened?

Yachi: Your boyfriends just dumped you and married each other to become an arguably more attractive couple than-

Iwa: WE'RE NOT DATING-

Sakusa: Atsumu is not hotter than me-

Saeko: Ah Oh My God The Height Difference Is ~StunninG~

Hinata: You sound like Yachi-San!!!!

Akane: She's right tho. I mean seriously. Like, can you imagine the beautiful domesticity of these two? Hoshiumi wouldn't be able to reach fucking anything and Hirugami would love it and always pick him up and give him cuddles-

Hoshiumi: You're ninety percent right except for the part where that wouldn't end with cuddles and would end with Sachirou in the hospital so...

Hirugami: My home insurance wouldn't support a relationship with Hoshiumi. He fucking breaks everything-

Atsumu: No I get what he's sayin' though. That's why Hinata's not allowed in Akaashi-San's study when we visit. He broke some expensive ass vase and Akaashi totally flipped the fuck out. Absolutely terrifying.

Bokuto: Yeah...he was not happy about that...

Akaashi: i apologized for that-

Bokuto: You gave Tsum-Tsum nightmares.

Akaashi:...don't break my stuff-

Hinata: At least Akaashi-San was really nice and didn't make me pay him back.

Bokuto: No he made me pay him back for bringing you over in the first place.

Hinata: Oh...damn yikes take the L. Seriously find someone else to fall in love with-

Bokuto: IT DOESN'T WORK LIKE THAT-

Hirugami: Okay, well, it can't be as bad as the time Kourai served a volleyball straight into my TV.

Hoshiumi: I SAID I WAS SORRY!!

Hirugami: You gave me a hundred and fifty yen and told me to 'buy myself something nice.' That won't even buy me a fucking bottle of water-

Atsumu: Kids that's what we call a ✨Dick Move✨

Hoshiumi: SHUT UP CORN-HEAD.

Atsumu: that's it? seriously. all the yellow things in the world andja chose corn?

Saeko: Okay why don't we make this easy? Hirugami, would you fuck Hoshiumi for free?

Hirugami: Like, for free as in actually free? Or as in one hundred and fifty yen where it's so little money that it basically counts as free?

Saeko: that didn't go to plan. for once i am literally floored by the sarcasm-

Hoshiumi: FUCK YOU TOO SACHIROU.

Akane: Oh honey, we all know Hirugami-San would top.

Hoshiumi: I DON'T KNOW WHO YOU THINK YOU ARE BUT I'M NOT AFRAID TO PUNCH A GIRL-

Akane: TRY ME BITCH I TOOK BOXING, WRESTLING, AND CHEERLEADING. YOU'RE OUTCLASSED-

Yamamoto: LAY A HAND ON MY SISTER AND I'LL SELL YOUR TEETH ON THE BLACK MARKET-

Unicorn-Flowers: OkAY, THANK YOU. I'll be stopping this here before anyone actually gets sent to the ER *cough*-Hoshiumi watch your back-*cough*. Can we get some ratings?

Saeko: I say 10/10. Literally look how cute they are.

Yachi: I have to agree, 10/10.

Hinata: 9/10 because I can be selfless and want the best for people even if it means they've beaten me!!!

Atsumu: it literally wasn't a competition-

Hinata: Tsumu-Kun. Stop raining on my parade.

Meian: Shit his eyes are doing the freaky thing they do when he's actually serious about something.

Ushijima: I still quiver in fear from our first interaction.

Yachi: you're incredibly honest. it's adorable.

Ushijima: Thank you.

Unicorn-Flowers: Aww! Let's end on that wholesome and also incredibly dry interaction! Thanks for joining us, I'll see you in the next chapter luvs!