haikyuu reacts to ships

Hinata x Yachi / Hinayachi

Hinata: GUAH!!!! WE'RE SO CUTE YACCHAN!!!!

Yachi: OH MY GOD OUR SWEATERS AND OUR WINGS I LOVE US!!!

Hinata: OH MY GOD WE SHOULD DRESS UP AS CROWS FOR HALLOWEEN !!!!

Yachi: YES!!!

Tsukki: hah you guys still go trick or treating that's so lame.

Yachi: Says you Mr Grumpy Because He Gets No Candy On Halloween. Plus, Tadashi-Kun goes with us too, so by extension you're calling him lame.

Tsukki: fuck-

Barnes: lmao they're short enough to pull it off too.

Tsukki: godDAMMIT that's MY LINE. who the fuck are you anyway.

Barnes: The guy who's five inches taller than you and has a better sense of humor.

Kuroo: Ohh no, don't play this game with Tsukki. You'll get evicerated. Utterly destoryed. This can only end in tears. On your end, not his.

Suga: aww, you guys are adorable ily. you'd be so sweet together.

Yamaguchi: Yeah plus you're such close friends already! Not to mention you already see each other like four times a week already. You could not change anything about your relationship, add kissing and technically be dating.

Kiyoko: i think they'd be good together. they just kind of...flow.

Tanaka: Honestly, I expected them to get together eventually but they never did. Finding out Hinata was into Kags was a super plot twist.

Hinata: I SWEAR TO GOD TANAKA-

Yamaguchi: Hmmm Kaeghina versus Hinayachi. Now that is a toss-up isn't it?

Hinata: No!!! There's no toss-up!!! I!! Will!! Never!! Date!! That Stupid Bitch!!!! Bakageyama!!!

Daichi So you would date Yachi then?

Hinata: EHHHHH also no.

Yachi: I mean like ouch but also same. Sorry Sho you're peak best friend material but just a little too *finger guns* *winks* male.

Atsumu: I love an' treasure ya both, but, sorry Shouyou, Yacchan can...do better-

Hinata: TSUMU-KUN WHY WOULD YOU HURT ME IN THIS WAY-

Atsumu: YACCHAN IS A WARRIOR PRINCESS. I SAW YA EAT A SKITTLE OFF A STADIUM FLOOR. IT WAS STICKY, SHOUYOU. IT WAS FUCKIN' STICKY.

Hinata: SKITTLES MELT EVERYONE KNOWS THIS.

Atsumu: NOT THAT FUCKING QUICKLY.

Daichi: I dunno. I actually like them together. They'd be pretty wholesome.

Kageyama: No. Hinata would ruin Yachi. I hate this. It can burn.

Yachi: UWU SOMEONE IS-

Kageyama: If you say jealous I'm canceling sunday brunch.

Yachi: You wouldn't.

Kageyama: w a t c h m e.

Atsumu: dude that's so harsh.

Kageyama: How?! How is that harsh?!

Daichi: To be fair, you could look at Yachi wrong and she would crumble like a french pastry.

Akaashi: you have interestingly romantic metaphors for a guy who almost had a psychotic break a few chapters ago.

Daichi: I'm a being of contradictions.

Bokuto: *gasp* he did it again-

Unicorn-Flowers: So tempted to just and the chapter on this poetic note, but sadly we have to do ratings. Please, please make them quick. And preferably pleasent?

Yachi: 7/10 like it's not going to happen but also I ship us.

Hinata: 8/10 same here!!!

Kageyama: 0/10.

Yachi: ehhhhhhHHH-

Suga: Kageyama can you just give your reasoning to save Yachi's soul please?

Kageyama: hinata sucks. anything with him in it sucks.

Yachi: liar.

Kageyama: i swear to fucking god Hitoka Yachi-

Unicorn-Flowers: Alright don't swear kids. Why don't we wrap this up, shall we? Maybe give angey boy kags a chance to cool off before he m u r d e r s someone.

Kageyama: wait that's an option-

Unicorn-Flowers: NOPE NO WE'RE LEAVING NOW SAY GOOD BYE TO THE LOVELY READERS.

Kageyama: damn. bye i guess.