haikyuu reacts to ships

Akaashi x Osamu / Osaaka

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay I didn't know this was a thing but apparently it's legit so...have at it!

Yachi: Onigiri Boys So Cute I Want To Hold Them-

Suna: okay but what is this ? who tf?

Tsukishima: hah not jealous my ass-

Suna: what? I didn't say I wasn't jealous.

Tsukishima: okay, one, nice job outing yourself Genius-Kun. two, it was preemptive because you basic assholes only have one line when you get called out.

Suna: you didn't call out shit. c'mere and fight me string bean bitch boy.

Osamu: Oh yeah Rin gets real aggressive when he feels cornered. Usually ya just gotta try an' deescalate-

Atsumu: fight him an' crush him Sunarin.

Osamu: or ya can be like my fuckin' shit twin an' egg'im on.

Akaashi: I think this would be a nice friendship. Osamu-San seems very amiable. But I don't know enough about him to warrant an actual romantic relationship.

Alisa: but you guys are so cute T^T

Yachi: but Osasuna T^T

Akane: but i want Osamu T^T

Saeko: but you can't have him he's gay T^T

Osamu: Did we actually establish that or-

Saeko: look me in the eyes and tell me you like women.

Osamu: ...

Osamu: I. Fuckin'. Love. Boobs?

Saeko: try again.

Osamu: Titties are the Best?

Saeko: one more time.

Osamu: I'm the heterosexualest.

Saeko: nope. thanks for playing though.

Bokuto: Akaashi is too attractive for him -_-

Atsumu: hold on excuse me so by extension yer sayin' Akaashi's too attractive fer me too???

Bokuto: I didn't mean to insult you Tsum-Tsum!

Bokuto: But yes. He is. One hundred percent.

Atsumu: ಥ_ಥ

Hinata: Don't feel bad Tsumu-Kun!! Akaashi is too attractive for everyone!!

Mattsun: Oikawa would be too if he had a different personality.

Oikawa: why am i still friends with you.

Alisa: you must admit though that Osaaka would have a rock-solid bond. not only are they both incredibly mentally mature but they'd also have a very stable relationship!

Suga: such smol soft boys.

Akane: small? okay i'm sorry but are any of you volleyball guys even aware of how fuCKIng huGE you are?

Yachi: you're built like the blue guys from Avatar.

Saeko: i bet you run into doorways a lot.

Atsumu: i dunno about that but sometimes i get worried that Omi-Kun'll get hit in the head by a bird.

Hoshiumi: Okay but if you're over six foot you're legally not allowed to talk.

Yachi: I'm sorry but let's change that to 'if you're over five-five.'

Hoshiumi: Fair point.

Alisa: i'm not saying it's superior but Osaaka is superior because they'd both be mature and good at communication. Their relationship would totally flow smoothly.

Yachi: yes, okay but Suna-San and Osamu-San have known each other longer and already have a very close pre-existing relationship. Plus don't you think they'd be a bit more...interesting?

Akane: Both of these are good points, but at the end of the day, we have to ask ourselves: do we prefer a realistic approach (i.e meeting your permanent partner not in high school) or a best friends to lovers trope-

Osamu: Lmao are ya guys debatin' ships or decidin' my future?

Akane, Yachi, Alisa: Deciding your future.

Osamu: *stares straight into the camera*

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay why don't we just rate this before someone gets legit angry?

Alisa: 9/10

Yachi: 5/10, not ideal, but if Osasuna doesn't work out it's not a bad option-

Osamu: not a bad option?? what if I don't wanna date either of 'em??

Kuroo: then suck it up because the fandom has decided that you do.

Osamu: are these my only options??

Atsumu: 8/10 i don't actually mind Akaashi. seems like a good guy. Sunarin on the other hand is a fuckin' jackass.

Suna: I can't argue with that.

Unicorn-Flowers: well that was nice! no chaos at all! just calm conversation (kind of). let's aim for ever chapter to be like this, yeah?

Atsumu: well, it's a nice idea but we both know it ain't happenin'

Unicorn-Flowers: you didn't have to burst my bubble that quickly.