haikyuu reacts to ships

Kageyama x Tsukishima / Kagetsuki

(A/N - this is for YamaguchisSaltyFry!)

Suga: Kagetsuki brain rot go brrr

Daichi: Suga what?

Suga: What? They're hella cute and I think they would be good together.

Tsukishima: We absolutely would not. Take it fucking back.

Suga: No. I will die on this hill.

Tsukishima: Oh You Will-

Suga: Do it, coward. I'm not afraid of you.

Yachi: LOOK AT HOW INNOCENT TOBIO-KUN LOOKS IN THIS PICTURE O^O

Tsukishima: He looks like a little bitch who I wouldn't date if the world was falling to pieces.

Yachi: who hurt you?

Atsumu: lmfao they look like preppy-ass college boys.

Sakusa: only to you because you have no experience with college-

Atsumu: oh my GOD I KNOW I GET IT I'M STUPID.

Sakusa: good, i've been telling you for years. nice to know you're finally listening.

Noya: Smol boy Tobbyiowo.

Kageyama: Say my name like that again and I'll jump off the edge of the Grand Canyon.

Tsukishima: Do a flip on the way down.

Hoshiumi: Where did your heart go??

Noya: Who did you sell it to? Can we buy it back?

Yachi: He gave it to Tadashi-Kun years ago.

Tsukishima: How did the conversation take this turn? I was trying to be fucking MEAN.

Suga: You succeeded spectacularly. Now stop.

Tsukishima: No, you don't deserve it.

Shion: No lie, Kagetsuki needs to burn.

Suga: Sorry bitch what?

Shion: My boy Hinata deserves ~Love~

Kageyama: Well you boy Hinata ain't gonna ~get any~

Suga: He can fucking date Atsumu or some shit.

Sakusa: uh, no he can't.

Suga: If You're Not Dating Him, You Don't Get A Say.

Yachi: HE COULD BE DATING ATSUMU-

Sakusa: they're insufferable alone. together they'd kill me. i don't give a fuck who Atsumu dates as long as they're not on our team.

Yachi:-

Sakusa: if you say anything that even remotely relates to the word 'jealousy', i will break something.

Yachi: Hun, you've been on Stage One: Denial™ for upwards of fifty chapters now. Time to move it along a little.

Suga: Atsuhina and Kagetsukki are better than Kagehina and Sakuatsu fight me.

Yachi: Fine bitch I will-

Yachi: WAIT NO I'M SORRY SUGA-SAN I DIDN'T ACTUALLY MEAN YOU WERE A BITCH IT WAS LIKE A FIGURE OF SPEECH-

Suga: What did you guys do to Yachi after we left?

Yachi: ಥ~ಥ

Kuroo: Suga, my guy, you're wrong. Sakuatsu, Kagehina, and Tsukiyama are king.

Suga: Am I wrong though or am I actually right?

Daichi: That's...not a well-constructed argument...

Suga: Daichi test me I dare you.

Akane: Kagestsuki is immaculate, but it doesn't have the dynamic of Kagehina.

Noya: Yeah!! And Tsukki's the kind of mean where it goes past playful banter and enters into 'just plain dick' territory.

Suga: Excuse you Kagetsuki is godly. Sorry.

Kuroo: Nah it's okay you didn't choose to be wrong.

Suga: Run that by me again you rooster-headed bitchboy?

Kuroo: I think you heard me, wannabe edgelord.

Unicorn-Flowers: Alrighty, well, things seem to be heating up in the Kagetsukki fandom, which I would normally be a hundred percent here for. But we're nearing our word limit, can we get some ratings?

Suga: 10/10, they are everything.

Kuroo: 0/10 they're a kitchen fire.

Daichi: 2/10 Suga don't hit me I can arrest you.

Atsumu: with handcuffs ;P

Daichi: HAHA FUNNY we are not going there right now.

Suga: One, I would never hurt you because I love you too much. Two, Atsumu the kinky shit is nice but wrong place wrong time.

Atsumu: well, that's my only way ta contribute ta this book so...¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Yachi: Those are just false facts right there. Every Haikyuu book should have you in it. Like Stan Lee and Marvel movies.

Atsumu: I love an' cherish ya.

Yachi: I LoVE YOU TOO.

Unicorn-Flowers: Aww okay I love this so much let's end he-

Mattsun: okay but who would top-

Unicorn-Flowers: NO. WHY.

Makki: My bets are on Tsukishima.

Unicorn-Flowers: PLEASE-

Kageyama: Excuse you bitch I would-

Unicorn-Flowers: PLEASE STOP.