haikyuu reacts to ships

Oikawa x Kageyama / Kageoi

Oikawa: no no no nO NO NO HE'S LIKE MY ANNOYING LITTLE BROTHER WITHOUT THE UNDERLYING LOVE.

Kageyama: gross. he's a concieted bitch.

Oikawa: SAY IT AGAIN. I FUCKING DARE YOU.

Bokuto: Wait, isn't that ShouShou's boyfriend????

Unicorn-Flowers: BOKUTO YOU'RE BACK Hi. DID AKAASHI FIX YOU???

Akaashi: we had to go to the ER because he was dehydrated and I'm still jetlagged. 

Bokuto: AND WE GOT MILKSHAKES!!! *pure smile*

Akaashi: yes we also got milkshakes. 

Unicorn-Flowers: Akaashi aren't you more happy about the fact that your boyf- I mean Bokuto isn't dead?

Akaashi: am I not smiling?

Kuroo: no, actually you look dead inside. 

Akaashi: oh...i'm so tried i can't really tell if the muscles in my face are moving. 

Suga: Okay but why does Kageyama look so pure in this picture??

Oikawa: Don't let him fool you. He's the devil incarnate. He just dresses up like an innocent boy so he can lure you in before draining you of your life force- 

Iwa: Are you seriously still mad about the fact that he's a talented setter? You're a grown-ass man get over it-

Iwa: oh god, he's staring at me.

Yahaba: What's weird about that? Oikawa is perpetually staring at you all the time?

Iwa: no like in that really creepy way where you don't know if he's about to slit your throat or start crying. 

Yahaba: is there one that you'd prefer??

Iwa: Slit throat hands down.

Yahaba: I don't know if that's sweet or unfortunate-

Mattsun: I reMemBER THAT LOOK. IT'S THE SAME ONE HE GAVE ME WHEN I JOKED ABOUT SLAPPING EVERYONE'S ASSES AFTER THEY MADE GOOD PLAYS.

Yachi: wait, what happened next I really want to know.

Oikawa: HI LITTLE BEAN YOU ARE BACK I WOULD DIE FOR YOU-

Mattsun: He juST SMILED SUPER BIG AND SAID, "if you ever touch iwa-chan's butt i'll kill you in your sleep" AND THAT WAS IT LIKE WHAT THE FUCK. 

Yachi: HOLY CRAp. also hi oikawa! it's nice to see you again! please don't die!

Yamaguchi: they are kind of an aesthetic couple though if you think about it. so soft yet to sleek. 

Yachi: true true, imagine them wearing suits! they'd be so awesome!

Oikawa: Yachi no why have you betrayed me in this way.

Yachi: I'M SORRY OIKAWA BUT IT'S TRUE. 

Kageyama: HE TRIED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE.

Yachi: YOU PROBABLY DID SOMETHING TO DESERVE IT. 

Kageyama: NOT EVEN FUCKING CLOSE?!

Oikawa: no actually he's right he was kinda just standing there existing. which actually only fuRTHER PROVES WHY WE ARE A MATCH MADE IN HELL BECAUSE HIS EXISTENCE MAKES MY SOUL YEARN FOR BLOOD. 

Mattsun: wow, you're even more intense about Kageyama than you are about Iwaizumi.

Ushijima: I'm sure Tobias and Tooru will be very happy together. Although they might get confused because both of their names start with T.

Tendou: Love, that's something only you would get confused by.

Kageyama: MY NAME ISN'T FUCKING TOBIAS. IT'S TOBIO. TOBIO. ᵀ ᴼ ᴮ ᴵ ᴼ.

Oikawa: YOUR NAME SUCKS I HATE YOU.

Kageyama: YOUR NAME SUCKS MORE I HATE YOU MORE. 

Unicorn-Flowers: Oh my god. they are literally sticking their tongues out at each other like children. Okay, I'm going to end this before Oikawa tries to punch Kageyama again.

Oikawa: WELL THEN YOU BETTER END IT PRETTY FUCKING QUICK BECAUSE I'M THIS CLOSE-

Kageyama: YOUR FINGERS ARE TOUCHING YOU DUMBASS HAHAH- 

Oikawa: I KNOW. 

Kageyama: SHIT-

Unicorn-Flowers: I tried guys...*defeated sigh* okay ratings?

Yamaguchi: 7/10 if they can get over the hatred they'd be very aesthetically pleasing.

Iwa: 0/10. I fear for Kageyama's life. Like at this current moment. I fear for his life. 

Mattsun: I'm honestly tempted to say 10/10 just to see what kind of carnage they can cause on their first date..but even I'm not that sadistic hahahaha.

Mattsun: or am i-

Unicorn-Flowers: OKAY THANK YOU MATTSUN. Let just move on p l e as e i b eg-