haikyuu reacts to ships

Semi x Tendou / Semiten

(A/N - omfg i actually updated this shit after like two months i'm so sorry for forgetting about it ! btw, this is for sincerely_angelll!)

Yachi: wasn't this like a thing in the last chapter??

Semi: No because we're moving on from that though.

Tendou: nO FUCKIN LIE THE ART SLAPS

Semi: honestly yes. side note, you look hot with your hair down my friend.

Tendou: I KNOW! Also thanks :)

Ushijima: So why did you wear it up all the time?

Tendou: haAHAH hshahha

Ushijima: You are just laughing. That is not an answer.

Tendou: HAHAHAHAHAHA

Oikawa: he probably thinks that by laughing it off he can avoid talking about how deeply insecure he was about his appearance in high school, isn't that right Tendou?

Tendou: someone is Projecting.

Oikawa: I ain't projecting shit, my hair has been perfect since middle school.

Suga: I feel like this could've been a thing, but then again everyone on Shiratorizawa's team is so emotionally constipated that you never really know-

Semi: right as opposed to Karasuno who are bursting at the seams with manic energy.

Noya: Was That An Insult???

Tanaka: ALRIGHT MY FRIEND SQUARE THE FUCK UP.

Hinata: >:O !!!!

Semi: my point proven.

Yachi: i'll be totally honest, the aesthetics of it are nice, and the dynamic seems like it could work out really nice, but i'm not entirely sure i can forget about ushiten for this one

Akane: Yachi-san shares my sentiment. like it's nice and all but-

Semi: but ushijima is the apple of everyone's eye.

Atsumu: well fuckin' duh have ya seen his little derpy ass smile ??

Hinata: KagEYAMA HAS A DERPY ASS SMILE BUT NO ONE LOVES HIM??

Yachi: aww he's defending his boyfriend's honor <33

Kageyama: MY SMILE IS GOOD FUCK YOU.

Hinata: FUCKIYAMA ISN'T MY BOYFRIEND. IF I CAN'T TAKE A CHRISTMAS PICTURE W HIM IT WON'T WORK OUT.

Alisa: wait so then why do you care that Ushijima-San's derpy smile is getting more attention than Kageyama-San's derpy smile?

Hinata: what? i don't.

Atsumu: YOU LITERALLY JUST SAID-

Tsukki: petition for semiten to be canon.

Noya: *slaps that petition out of your hands*

Tsukki: and you call me rude, fucking asshole.

Asahi: I'm actually on the side of Ushiten here, I must admit...but I don't care if other people don't like it-

Noya: WHY SO QUIET ASAHI WE ALL KNOW USHITEN IS BETTER THAN SEMITEN

Tsukki: it's literally not Ushijima has the personality of a fucking brick-

Yachi: *slowly raises hand* what about semishira?

Shirabu: we don't talk about s*mish*ra.

Kuroo: wait so are we pretending for a moment that these three are the only ones on Shiratorizawa because that's what y'all are makin it sound like