haikyuu reacts to ships

Atsumu x Hinata / Atsuhina

Atsumu: uhhhh...ok I mean, he ain't bad but like...he's my dude. ya wouldn' like, fuck yer dude that's just not- i don' know how to make this much clearer.

Hinata: Yeah, I mean Tsumu-Kun is totally hot and everything, but I think we're too close to make it work!!!

Sakusa: does everything you do have an exclamation point after it?

Yachi: ARE YOU JEALOUS??

Sakusa: what the fuck would give you that idea?

Yachi: well i just mean that Hinata did nothing wrong and yet you were kind of rude to him and you seemed so annoyed so I just thought-

Sakusa: I'm annoyed at everyone.

Atsumu: Yachi yeah, as much as I'd like to believe that's the reason, Omi-Kun really is annoyed with everyone one hundred percent of the time.

Bokuto: HINATA YOU CAN'T STEAL SAKKUN'S BOYFRIEND

Hinata: IT WAS AN ACCIDENT I SWEAR-

Sakusa: not dating-

Yachi: I'M SO ANGRY THAT THIS MAKES SO MUCH SENSE AND IS SO CUTE TOGETHER.

Osamu: Nah Yachi don't be angry about it. Tsumu finally found himself a good man. We don't want jeopardize that-

Sakusa: excuse me i'm a good man.

Osamu: no yer not ya suck and my brother deserves better. LIKE HINATA-

Atsumu: WHY DO YA LIKE ALL THE ONES I HATE ??

Osamu: CUZ I KNOW WHAT'S BEST FER YA. LITERALLY ANYONE BUT SAKUSA I WILL TAKE FUCKING KAGEYAMA-

Atsumu: BITCH ITS MY FUCKIN LIFE THANK YA VERY MUCH-

Hinata: STOP YELLING ITS MAKING ME NERVOUS.

Bokuto: While i'm not exactly in support of this because i've never seen Sakkun cry and don't wish to-

Sakusa: i'm not going to cry over this i don't understand-

Bokuto: -I do think it could be really cute. Especially cause Hinata likes it when people carry him on their shoulders to mark him tall and that could be Tsumu-San's permenant job!

Hinata: True true!

Atsumu: It makes sense when ya think of it like that. Plus we do have fun together-

Sakusa: gross.

Atsumu: jealous.

Sakusa: prick.

Atsumu: asshole.

Sakusa: dick-

Yachi: OH MY GOD PLEASE JUST KISS EACH OTHER.

Meian: or kill each other which seems like a more likely option. Also who are you?

Atsumu: Hello Meian meet Yachi our resident angel, Yachi meet Meian our captain.

Hinata: ALSO TSUMU-SAN HAD THAT CRUSH ON ME-

Atsumu: OH MY GOD THAT WAS A WHOLE FUCKIN' CHAPTER AGO HOW LONG ARE YA GONNA HANG ONTO THAT.

Hinata: i DesERVE ANSWERS-

Bokuto: Hinata's not wrong though. Plus you call him by his first name and you guys have great on-court dynamic. It's not a stretch.

Atsumu: I call everyone by their first name.

Bokuto: not me-

Atsumu: oh my god we've had this discussion before. Bokkun is just as affectionate as Shouyou. Callin' ya Koutarou is weird because ya said that was reserved for Akaashi-

Akaashi: what?

Atsumu: cover yer ears.

Akaashi: okay.

Bokuto: YOU CALL SAKKUN OMI WHICH IS NOT ONLY HIS FIRST NAME It's also abreiveated.

Atsumu: jesus christ circumstances are different!

Bokuto: WHY

Atsumu: fine, Bokkun, would ya like me to travel back in time to when we were in high school, develop a deep-seated love fer ya, an' then come back to the present and call you by an abreviated version of yer first name?

Bokuto: ...

Bokuto: yes please.

Atsumu: NO THAT'S NOT-

Atsumu: LOOK I CAN'T DATE SHOUYOU ItS WEIRD.

Sakusa: you guys would be my nightmare.

Yachi: JEALOU-

Sakusa: n o-

Yachi: then stop saying stuff that makes it SOUND LIKE YOU LIKE HIM.

Atsumu: she's right Omi ya got no filter.

Yachi: Let's just do ratings

Uniconr-Flowers: Yachi...but that's my...nevermind...

Atsumu: WAIt WHY DON'T YA YELL AT HER WHEN SHE DOES IT-

Unicorn-Flowers: favoritism obviously.

Sakusa: at least you're honest.

Hinata: 8/10 I really like us together but I don't think it's going to happen.

Atsumu: same here 8/10. Shouyou's cute and shit but we're not really like that.

Bokuto: 9/10 you guys make sense and I think you'd be good for each other.

Sakusa: 1/10 their combined annoyance levels would skyrocket and only serve to dig the grave i'm slowly being lowered into each day because of their voices deeper.

Unicorn-Flowers: you're so morbid what- okay let's just move on ಥ_ಥ.