haikyuu reacts to ships

Suna x Osamu / Sunaosa

Osamu: oh shit rin do be hot tho-

Suna: wha- I-

Osamu: I mean, not in the sexual way. In like...the yer...my best friend way ?

Suna: Oh yeah, that's totally...yeah...

Osamu: Yeah...no...sexual ...

Atsumu: oh my fuckin' god ya guys are killin' me. Author-Chan, this was my life in high school. It was all, third-wheelin' for 'Samu an' Rin an' sexual tension that i'm not a part of-

Osamu: There's no sexual tension ya dumbass. An' the only reason ya were third wheelin' is cuz Rin likes me better.

Atsumu: Yeah, cuz he's in love with ya!

Suna: uh, no-

Unicorn-Flowers: *whispers* uh, yes please-

Osamu: Uh, no, he likes me better 'cause you suck. 

Hinata: wait wait, so 'Tsumu-Kun, seeing as Osamu is your twin brother, do you ever think about how would be weird to know that while Suna-San is like...doing it with your brother, he's actually also seeing your face???

Atsumu: well, i didn' before, but now i will be. thanks Shouyou. 

Hinata: Oh! Sure, no problem!

Atsumu: that was sarcastic. 'm dyin' inside.

Hinata: oh...

Bokuto: Wait wait actually it would be super cool to have a twin because then you would just have a literal body double you can do anything with! Like what if one of you was having an arragned marriage and the other was in love with someone else and then you switched-

Osamu: but what if the twin being subsituted in didn' want to marry the person their twin was supposed to be marryin'?

Atsumu: what if they're both in love with the person the first twin is supposed to be marryin' then how would they decide who marries who?

Osamu: what if the second twin who's being subsituted for the first twin is also in love with someone else?

Hinata: I think I know the answer to this one!!! Atsumu is the first twin and Osamu is the second twin and Atsumu is in love with Omi-Kun so Osamu takes his place in the arranged marriage but Osamu is in love with Suna, right?!

Osamu: What?! No! That was completely hypothetical!

Atsumu: I mean he's kinda right but also not really 'cause I think 'Samu's 'bout to murder me.

Bokuto: stOP BLOWING HOLES IN MY STORY IT WAS GOOD AND THEN YOU RUINED IT-

Atsumu: sorry bokkun, but havin' a twin is way overrated. 

Osamu: this is the one an' only time i'll agree with 'Tsumu.

Unicorn-Flowers: well, that's a sweet sentiment, why don't we end it here? For once, we might end on a positive note. 

Osamu: I'll fuckin' take it back if ya want-

Unicorn-Flowers: NOpE. no, that'll be good thank you.