Atsumu x Oikawa / Atsuoi?

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Atsumu: oh, he's hot.

Oikawa: yeah he's hot too. like 9/10 where Iwa-Chan is the gold standard.

Iwa: you love me too much it's disturbing.

Oikawa: And you love me too little which is distrubing in itself as well.

Iwa: who says I don't love you bitch?!

Atusmu: Okay, shame to get in the way of whatever this is, but damn. Author-Chan thanks! Yer given me all the hot people. 

Unicorn-Flowers: I should be thinking about how offensive that is to literally everyone else but also I love you so you're welcome. Also shoutouts for this chapter: RumyOwO and sahirah6 both requested this ship!

Hinata: Hmmmm Tsumu-Kun and the Great King?? I think they would actually go super good together!! They both like teasing and they both are really attractive!!!

Oikawa: are you still calling me that?

Makki: I thought you'd like it since it strokes your massive ego.

Oikawa: I know that's an insult but it's true so I'll let it slide. I mean, it's fine it just feels weird. Like Kageyama's the King and I'm the Great King? feels a bit redundant but whatever-

Yachi: YoU'RE HURTING HINATA'S FEELINGS.

Oikawa: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW-

Mattsun: Are we just gonna ghost over the part where Iwaizumi said he loved Oikawa?

Iwa: Yes, that's exactly what we're doing now shut up. 

Hinata: I mean, I know Tsumu-Kun still has his enormous crush on Omi-San, but maybe the Great King can be his way of getting over him!!!

Atsumu: I mean, not really tryina "get over" OmiOmi, but yeah I mean this guy has like, perfect hair.

Oikawa: I know right. 

Mattsun: did you just 'i know right' on a comment about yourself?

Oikawa: yeah and you would too if you were me.

Mattsun: I- So many potential insults- I-

Makki: You broke Mattsun. 

Yahaba: wait wait, Oikawa so you'd actually date him?

Oikawa: I mean, yeah, look at him. 

Unicorn-Flowers: I feel like you guys are kind of jumping head-first into this thing just based on looks but if that's what you're into go for it-

Iwa: Nah, don't worry Author-Chan. Shittykawa's just saying that to make me jealous.

Oikawa: ...

Everyone: ...

Oikawa: FIIIINNEEE yeS Iwa-Chan I could never love another! You're so mean to me!

Iwa: Hah. Told you. 

Oikawa: Yes yes we all know Iwa-Chan's soo smart. But seriously Atsumu if things don't pan out with Iwa-chan I'm coming back for you. Stay single. 

Atsumu: Uh, Okay. Huh, I've never been the backup option to someone this hot before. Except of course Omi-Kun.

Sakusa: You were never my backup.

Atsumu: WHICH MEANS I WAS YER PRIMARY NO TAKEBACKS. Author-Chan please end this chapter before OmiOmi disproves my logic. 

Unicorn-Flowers: as you wish~ can we get some ratings?

Mattsun: 8/10 they're both super attractive. Like damn I didn't think i could get gayer but then this chapter happened. 

Hinata: 8/10!! They'd have so much chemistry!!!

Sakusa: 0/10 anything with Atsumu in it automatically gets points deducted. 

Yachi: Also you kinda wish Atsumu was wearing your clothes instead of Oikawa's but we can talk about that another time~

Sakusa: What- no-

Oikawa: 1/10 if Iwa-Chan marries me, 8/10 if he doesn't.

Iwa: what?! I'm not going to marry you!

Oikawa: Says you *winks*~

Iwa: I regret everything. 

Unicorn-Flowers: Well then, why don't we end on that lovely and not at all depressing sentiment shall we? 

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