Atsumu: oh, he's hot.
Oikawa: yeah he's hot too. like 9/10 where Iwa-Chan is the gold standard.
Iwa: you love me too much it's disturbing.
Oikawa: And you love me too little which is distrubing in itself as well.
Iwa: who says I don't love you bitch?!
Atusmu: Okay, shame to get in the way of whatever this is, but damn. Author-Chan thanks! Yer given me all the hot people.
Unicorn-Flowers: I should be thinking about how offensive that is to literally everyone else but also I love you so you're welcome. Also shoutouts for this chapter: RumyOwO and sahirah6 both requested this ship!
Hinata: Hmmmm Tsumu-Kun and the Great King?? I think they would actually go super good together!! They both like teasing and they both are really attractive!!!
Oikawa: are you still calling me that?
Makki: I thought you'd like it since it strokes your massive ego.
Oikawa: I know that's an insult but it's true so I'll let it slide. I mean, it's fine it just feels weird. Like Kageyama's the King and I'm the Great King? feels a bit redundant but whatever-
Yachi: YoU'RE HURTING HINATA'S FEELINGS.
Oikawa: I'M SORRY I DIDN'T KNOW-
Mattsun: Are we just gonna ghost over the part where Iwaizumi said he loved Oikawa?
Iwa: Yes, that's exactly what we're doing now shut up.
Hinata: I mean, I know Tsumu-Kun still has his enormous crush on Omi-San, but maybe the Great King can be his way of getting over him!!!
Atsumu: I mean, not really tryina "get over" OmiOmi, but yeah I mean this guy has like, perfect hair.
Oikawa: I know right.
Mattsun: did you just 'i know right' on a comment about yourself?
Oikawa: yeah and you would too if you were me.
Mattsun: I- So many potential insults- I-
Makki: You broke Mattsun.
Yahaba: wait wait, Oikawa so you'd actually date him?
Oikawa: I mean, yeah, look at him.
Unicorn-Flowers: I feel like you guys are kind of jumping head-first into this thing just based on looks but if that's what you're into go for it-
Iwa: Nah, don't worry Author-Chan. Shittykawa's just saying that to make me jealous.
Oikawa: ...
Everyone: ...
Oikawa: FIIIINNEEE yeS Iwa-Chan I could never love another! You're so mean to me!
Iwa: Hah. Told you.
Oikawa: Yes yes we all know Iwa-Chan's soo smart. But seriously Atsumu if things don't pan out with Iwa-chan I'm coming back for you. Stay single.
Atsumu: Uh, Okay. Huh, I've never been the backup option to someone this hot before. Except of course Omi-Kun.
Sakusa: You were never my backup.
Atsumu: WHICH MEANS I WAS YER PRIMARY NO TAKEBACKS. Author-Chan please end this chapter before OmiOmi disproves my logic.
Unicorn-Flowers: as you wish~ can we get some ratings?
Mattsun: 8/10 they're both super attractive. Like damn I didn't think i could get gayer but then this chapter happened.
Hinata: 8/10!! They'd have so much chemistry!!!
Sakusa: 0/10 anything with Atsumu in it automatically gets points deducted.
Yachi: Also you kinda wish Atsumu was wearing your clothes instead of Oikawa's but we can talk about that another time~
Sakusa: What- no-
Oikawa: 1/10 if Iwa-Chan marries me, 8/10 if he doesn't.
Iwa: what?! I'm not going to marry you!
Oikawa: Says you *winks*~
Iwa: I regret everything.
Unicorn-Flowers: Well then, why don't we end on that lovely and not at all depressing sentiment shall we?
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