haikyuu reacts to ships

Ennoshita x Tanaka / Ennotana

(A/N - This is for KawaiiShipper8D!)

Tanaka: I should be way more off-put by this but i'm not. Like, if I was gay and not married you'd be my side-piece and i'm good with that.

Ennonshita: Excuse me, if you're gay and not married I'd better be your main piece or I'm out.

Tanaka: Fair point, fair point, you can be my main piece.

Kiyoko: what ?

Tanaka: All in the hypothetical, of course, babe.

Kiyoko: better be.

Noya: THAT'S NOT FAIR I'M SUPPOSED TO BE YOUR MAIN PIECE-

Tanaka: NO BRO YOU'RE MY MAIN DUDE-

Yachi: NOYA-SAN YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ASAHI'S MAIN PIECE.

Noya: *screams with indecision*

Kinoshita: You know what, I'll allow it. Tanaka was actually like...friends with us so, you know how it is, we need to give him some leeway with our boy.

Kiyoko: ...but he's my boy-

Narita: I'll support it under one condition, I demand to be Ennoshita's best man. Kinoshita can be Tanaka's-

Kiyoko: he's already married-

Kinoshita: Okay yes but technically speaking, you were closer to Tanaka and I was closer Ennoshi-

Yachi: STOP IGNORING KIYO-CHAN OR I WILL PINCH YOUR CHEEKS.

Narita: *shrieks*

Kinoshita: Damn, Yachi got a lot more assertive after high school.

Ennoshita: I'm kind of worried she's going to attack us now.

Tanaka: Then stop ignoring Kiyo-Chan.

Daichi: They've got a point. Kiyoko and Ryuunosuke are actually married now. You guys shouldn't just ignore that.

Narita: You ignored us our entire high school careers.

Yahaba: You ignore Kyoutani when he keeps alleging that he's not gay.

Kyoutani: I'm NOT.

Daichi: To be fair, everyone else in this book is sad and single. So...

Kyoutani: I'M NOT SAD YOU BRICK.

Daichi: Literally what the fuck does that even mean.

Oikawa: It means you're dense.

Suga: Seijoh boys just communicate on another level.

Mattsun: We all share a single brain cell and this week it's Iwaizumi's turn.

Yahaba: It's been Iwaizumi's turn for the past seven years of our lives.

Makki: Iwaizumi is the brain cell.

Yachi: Does that mean Oikawa's always had the brain cell?

Iwaizumi: Shit that was smooth I can't even be mad.

Atsumu: Yacchan that was absolutely fabulous.

Oikawa: Everyone shut up I'm trying to read between the lines.

Iwaizumi: Good luck without your glasses.

Unicorn-Flowers: You guys are going to kill me. Anyway, discuss the actual ship please or I'll change all your names to some random bullshit and you'll just have to guess who's who.