haikyuu reacts to ships

Yamaguchi x Terushima / Yamateru

(A/N - This is for -evphoric6mbi and sadnessowo!)

Iwa: HI AGAIN BITCH. THIS IS WHY YOU SHOULDN'T WRITE CHAPTERS BACK TO BACK.

Unicorn-Flowers: i have made a grave error. please everyone save me with your chaos.

Tsukki: what the fuck is this?!

Terushima: Hey Freckles-Kun, long time no see.

Tsukki: DON'T CALL HIM THAT-

Hinata: HE'S DATING YAMAGOOPS?!

Yamaguchi: Aww! Sunflowers are my favorite!

Atsumu: okay okay but this would be a killer romance movie plot.

Yachi: Whore/Bad Boy Turns Softie. Piercing Love: See it in theaters.

Terushima: Horrible pun. I love it.

Yamaguchi: Would your tongue feel weird in my mouth?

Terushima: I mean, I would hope it feels good but...

Yamaguchi: No I mean with the piercing and stuff.

Terushima: Oh, I dunno, only one girl ever complained about it 'cause she said I felt like a cyborg?

Yamaguchi: WEIRD BUT COOL.

Oikawa: That was an oddly wholesome exchange.

Mattsun: This whole ship is oddly wholesome.

Yachi: That's because Yamaguchi is in it!! Even Terushima knows that he deserves to be treated with the most wholesome kind of love!!

Saeko: THEY'RE SO SOFT I ADORE THEM.

Hinata: Wait!! So lemme get this right, Terushima-Kun is like Tsumu-Kun if he was more romantic and less sleazy??

Atsumu: okay ouch but yes.

Hinata: Great! Then let's think about it like this for a second!! Atsumu and Terushima have the same level of whore-ness just about! And Yacchan and Yamagoopsie have the same levels of wholesomeness just about! So like, because of that Algebra thingy-

Kageyama: Substitution, you dumbass.

Hinata: If we already established that Atsuyachi would work out if they were straight, then we can see that Yamateru would also work out! Atsumu = Terushima, and Yacchan = Yamagoopsie, then Atsumu + Yachi = Terushima + Yama-Chan!

Unicorn-Flowers: Wow...that's actually kind of solid...

Suga: The only time you use math and it's for this?

Akane: Terushima would definitely try to count his freckles.

Alisa: Yeah! And get mad when Yamaguchi-San calls himself ugly!

Yachi: They would be so cute my heart is exploding just thinking about it!

Noya: Ahaha yes, but wHAT ABOUT TSUKIYAMA.

Suga: What about Tsukiyama? Kag's has Tsukki and Yam's has this guy. Nice and neat and easy-

Noya: hahHAHAHA YOu'RE WRONG-

Daichi: I really don't think we should be getting into a Kagetsuki versus Tsukiyama debate right now because it'll only breed negative feelings an-

Akane: Okay yes, but what about Bokutsuki?

Alisa: For that matter, what about Kurotsuki?

Tsukishima: Neither of those are things-

Akane: hush your face Tsukishima Kei the adults are talking.

Tsukishima: You're three years younger than me?!

Akane: Semantics-

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay, can we not talk about the Tsukki Harem-

Tsukishima: I will pay you to set me on fire right now-

Unicorn-Flowers: Not going to happen, but can we please get back on track?

Makki: Well if we're going to do that we kinda have to talk about the Yamaguchi harem-

Unicorn-Flowers: why-

Makki: -Yamayachi, Yamateru, Yamahina, Yamakage, the list goes on.

Yachi: No no no, Kage-Chan has Shou-Kun.

Kageyama: Kage-Chan doesn't have anyone excuse you.

Hohsiumi: LMFAO THAT SOUNDED SO SAD. No lie though Kag's is probably sexually attracted to volleyball.

Atsumu: so yer sayin' he's sexually attracted ta-

Kageyama: Say balls and I swear I will aim for you in our next game.

Hinata: please say it. he always aims for me and I need a break.

Yachi: Just to make sure we're all on the same page, Tsukiyama is the best but Teruyama is a close second, right?

Suga: Yachi how our paths have strayed.

Yachi: Aww! Suga-Chan! Just because we like different things doesn't mean we can't still be friends!

Suga: Atsuhina-

Yachi: how dare you come into my house and-

Mattsun: KYOUTERU AGENDA-

Alisa: YAMATERU AGENDA-

Hinata: ATSUTERU-

Atsumu: *whispers* don't do this. i'll pay ya money-

Hinata: Ooh!!! HOw much money!?!

Atsumu: I DUNNO I'M POOR.

Terushima: Teruteru Agenda...

Mattsun: Shipping yourself with yourself, Narciciss could never.

Makki: The only person who matches this level of self-absorbsion would be-

Oikawa: Don't you dare say me I will cry.

Unicorn-Flowers: HAHA this is an intervention for all of you. PLease rate the ship WITH NO EXTRA COMMENTS.

Yachi: 9/10.

Hinata: 8/10.

Suga: 2/10.

Mattsun: ...0/10 KYOUTERU AGE-

Unicorn-Flowers: THE END. OKAY GOODBYE LUVS SEE YOU IN THE NEXT CHAPTER-

Mattun: NDA-

Unicorn-Flowers: u lil fuck-