haikyuu reacts to ships

Sakusa x Kageyama / Kagesaku

Oikawa: LMFAO SAKUSA'S TOUCHING HIS TITS WATCH HINATA'S POP THE FUCK OFF-

Shion: LMFAO SAKUSA'S TOUCHING HIS TITS WATCH ATSUMU POP THE FUCK OFF-

Atsumu: actually, i'm bein' mature now. if Omi-Kun is gonna be an apathetic asshole, two can play at that fuckin' game.

Meian: That's the definition of being immature.

Atsumu: whatever. i don't care. i'll just lay here on the floor an' die.

Meian: Don't do that. You're our only setter-

Sakusa: they are nice tits.

Atsumu: yer just sayin' that ta provoke me.

Sakusa: yes, that is literally exactly what i'm doing. you're boring as hell when you're acting lame.

Yachi: So you admit that you're somewhat invested in Atsumu's well-being because you like the interactions you two share-

Sakusa: can someone help me with this problem please?

Yachi: Oh, so I'm a problem to be solved?

Sakusa:...

Everyone:...

Bokuto: *whispers* you fucked uuuuppp-

Sakusa: I DIDN'T MEAN-

Yachi: Sakusa-San, can we talk?

Sakusa:...NO?

Bokuto: you should hide now.

Meian: Atsumu get OFF the floor or I will forcibly move you.

Atsumu: Do it. I dare ya ta try.

Meian: Can someone get his legs?

Atsumu: THAT'S NOT FAIR YA CAN'T GET HELp-

Thor: get help?

Meian: We never agreed to terms and conditions.

Unicorn-Flowers: Heyo hey, yeah, can we hear from Hinata?

Hinata: i heard my name!!!

Unicorn-Flowers: at the top hun.

Hinata: What's at the to-

Hinata: Oh.

Hinata: I- Well-

Hinata: *inhales deeply*

Hinata: *inhaled too deep and passed out oh god someone help him*

Meian: Bokuto he's not dead, you can stop slapping him-

Bokuto: WAKE UP LITTLE BUDDY DON'T DIE ON ME-

Meian: Shion stop laughing this isn't funny. No- BARNES DO NOT ENCOURAGE HIM-

Thomas: Oh my god, I'm the normal one? And you guys called me weird for saying break a leg before, goddamn.

Meian: I mean...it is pretty weird. Like, why would you want to break your leg that doesn't...

Thomas: IT'S A PERFECTLY NORMAL SAYING.

Meian: In America. Name one normal thing in America right now.

Thomas: THAT'S NOT FAIR-

Unicorn-Flowers: Okay, well, not for the first time, MSBY is in shambles. Why don't we leave that burning kitchen fire alone for the moment and move onto ratings? Preferably not from the Jackals? Or maybe Sakusa if he's still alive?

Yachi: 3/10. Maybe they work together aesthetically, but in all other respects, I think that Tobio-Kun would get frustrated with Kiyoomi-San's combativeness and it would just spiral.

Suga: I said it once and I'll say it again: Kagetsuki 0/10.

Sakusa: You weren't even a part of this chapter-

Suga: quiet coyote hun.

Sakusa: *whispering* i'm not a toddler.

Atsumu: an' yet yer bein' a quiet coyote aren'tcha?

Sakusa: *mouthing* shut the fuck up.

Miwa: This is total bullshit. Sakusa and his assholery are like a carbon copy of my brother. Tobs deserves better no cap. Give him that Yamaguchi kid, hell, I'd even take Hinata-

Hinata: YOU CALL HIM TOBS?

Kageyama: MIWA WHAT THE FUCK-

Miwa: oops. shit my bad.

Kageyama: YOUR BAD?? HE'S GOING TO CALL ME THAT EVERY FUCKING TIME HE SEES ME NOW.

Suga: then maybe you should see someone else. Like Tsukki-

Miwa: Seriously don't with me right now, Sugawara.

Suga: help me-

Semi: is it weird that I actually like this?

Ushijima: But they look so similar. How do you tell them apart?

Jackals: ...

Adlers: ...

Everyone: ...

Atsumu: what.

Ushijima: I do not understand how you think they don't look similar. They both have black hair.

Tendou: hun, like eighty percent of people in Japan... have black hair.

Atsumu: Omi-kun has his little moles??

Bokuto: Their hairstyles aren't even remotely similar?

Hinata: ONE OF THEM IS YOUR TEAMMATE??

Kageyama: give up. he still calls me Tobias. I keep correcting him and he goes 'sorry' then does it again. eventually you start to think it has to be intentional-

Saeko: I'm going to say this and no one is going to give me hate for it because I said so. 9/10 for the aesthetic. Imagine them in suits?

Saeko: ...

Saeko: Wow, the no-hate thing actually worked?

Yachi: I don't know if you can hear it but that silence is the sound of the entire MSBY Black Jackals team physically not breathing. Eight grown men trying not to throw a tantrum. The power you hold in your hands right now-

Unicorn-Flowers: I don't mean to cut you off Yachi, but I wanna get this thing wrapped up while they're still being quiet.

Yachi: Oh yeah no for sure!

Unicorn-Flowers: *whispering in their best soothing voice* well that's all for now luvs, i hope you have a lovely day, don't forget to stay hydrate-

Atsumu: NINE OUTTA FUCKIN' TEN ARE YOU KIDDING ME-

Sakusa: i didn't even know him before he was on the Adlers-

Shion: THEY LITERALLY DON'T KNOW EACH OTHER-

Bokuto: I'M SORRY BUT THAT'S TOTAL BULLSHI-

Unicorn-Flowers: MOVING THE FUCK ON.

Unicorn-Flowers: please. and thank you.