haikyuu reacts to ships

Kenma x Yamaguchi / Kenyama

(A/N - this is for Haikyuu_dork10, AnimeSimp361, Kodzuroo, and CrAzYALEXA3! goddamn i haven't upated this bitch in A While. sorry about that luvs!)

Kuroo: ō-ō

Bokuto: ō-ō

Tsukki: ō-ō

Unicorn-Flowers: i spent a real fuckin long time looking for this fanart and all you can give me is ō-ō ?

Hinata: whAAT THEY'Re cuTE???

Kuroo: ō-ō

Tsukki: ō-ō

Kageyama: i'm not part of this i just wanted to drop that Yamaguchi would definitely top.

Mattsun: whAT ARE YOU FUCKING INSANE?!

Makki: stOP SPREADING LIES KAGEYAMA THIS IS WHY HINATA WON'T DATE YOU-

Kageyama: HINATA WOULD DATE ME IF I WANTED HIM TO-

Hinata: THIS IS ABSOLUTELY NOT THE ONLY REASON I WON'T DATE HIM.

Suga: wait so it's one of them???

Yachi: wait rewind, Hinata would what?

Kageyama: probably need to sit on someone's shoulders to order at starbucks lolol

Yachi: NO-

Oikawa: but Kenma's such a top? Like if he's not with Kuroo he's such a fucking top? have you seen his energy?

Daichi: true but Yamaguchi is taller...

Bokuto: lmfao what no he's not-

Hinata: Tadashi-Kun is 5,10....

Bokuto: whAT-

Unicorn-Flowers: yeah you guys just think he's short because all of you are fuCKNORMOUS.

Atsumu: am not i'm totally average.

Yachi: *snorts* yeah where?

Atsumu: NORWEGIA I DON'T FUCKING KNOW-

Osamu: that's not even a place ya fuckin' dumbass. plus why're ya even arguin? ya hate bein' called short.

Atsumu: I DON'T KNOW I JUST LIVE TA BE CONTRARY-

Kenma: where did this even come from ?

Hinata: You're yellow and green!!!

Kenma: ??? what ???

Terushima: your hair babe.

Kenma: thaT CLEARED NOTHING UP.

Kuroo: don't call him babe.

Terushima: you got it darling.

Kuroo: wh at-

Suga: Yamaguchi's hair is brown??

Hinata: No it's not!! It's green!!!

Daichi: No Suga's right it's definitely brown...

Yachi: I can't even tell who's right here...

Hinata: ITS FRICKIN GREEN?!?!

Daichi: okay why don't we settle this once and for all, Yamaguchi, is your hair brown or green.

Yamaguchi: Should I tell you or should I let you keep battling over it for the sake of my own amusement? decisions decisions...

Suga: sweet and innocent my ass, Tadashi's a sadist.

Tsukki: shut your ass the fuck up.

Suga: alright then Tsukishima, what, pray tell, is Tadashi's hair color?

Tsukki:... I'm the blind one remember-

Suga: *slams hand on table* bullSHIT.

Tsukki: *screeches* ITS THE TRUTH.

Yachi: this ship really makes you wonder what their dynamic would be like...

Akane: well, i could see it being really cute because Yamaguchi would take care of Kenma. Especially because Kenma frequently relies on Kuroo to remind him to take care of himself. Yamaguchi is certainly attentive enough for it.

Alisa: yes but conversely, Kuroo is used to Kenma's rather apathetic attitude and I think Yamaguchi might get a little frustrated with the lack of attention.

Akane: Yamaguchi is best friends Tsukishima Kei. It doesn't get much more apathetic than that. He'll live.

Kenma: you guys have a very low opinion of me.

Tsukki: have you seen their opinion of me? be thankful that yours is just 'apathetic'.

Akane: personally, I think they're cute. they'd have such a gentle dynamic, kind of a no-drama situation.

Alisa: you do have a point. I still adore kuroken but they both have very lowkey no frills personalities.

Unicorn-Flowers: ugh girls, you're killing me! i love it when you get all civil and normal T^T you have no idea how i wish i could just end it here... but sadly we still have to do ratings... go wild- just, please not too wild?

Akane: I really like it, personally. 7/10. I think they'd be so cute!

Alisa: Same here! 8/10.

Yachi: I dunno I can't really get behind it...just feels so random 5/10

Tsukki: ō-ō

Kuroo: ō-ō

Unicorn-Flowers: so is that like, good or...

Kuroo: õ-õ

Tsukki: õ-õ

Daichi: and you're telling me they're not compatible. look at them, they share a brain cell.

Suga: nOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT KUROTSUKi

Daichi: WELL NOT EVErYTHING IS ABOUT ATSUHINA.

Suga: oH ITs NOT?

Hinata: Not at all!!

Suga: YOU'RE NOT A PART OF THIS HUN

Hinata: But my name is in the-...alright...

Atsumu: it's best ta just give up.

Kenma: can someone give me a date of origin on this ship-

Atsumu: just. give up.

Kenma: wait who are you ? are you the whore ?

Osamu: LMFAO YES-

Terushima: no you're probably talking about me.

Kenma: but- wait- you guys look exactly the same-

Yachi: No they don't! Teruchan has a tongue piercing!

Kenma: hOW am i supposed to know that ? it's in his mouth ?!

Unicorn-Flowers: alright okay so this is getting long can we wrap it up a-

Kuroo: WAIT

Unicorn-Flowers: what.

Kuroo: someone is about to give their unsolicited opinion just before we go. I can feel it.

Unicorn-Flowers: really? how would you know-

Ushijima: i think Yamaguchi-San's hair is green.

Unicorn-Flowers: wtf.

Kuroo: i told you, i'm psychic.